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crickets... he's probably busy taking care of his many leather bound books in his library full of rich mahogany
 
Yep, should thrown some grammar mistakes in the post to smoke him out.

The best part is that your fail wasn't even on purpose.

crickets... he's probably busy taking care of his many leather bound books in his library full of rich mahogany

Basically.

Let's see what I was busy with over the past 48 hours.

The day of the game, I flew first class to Mexico City. That was disappointing, as I was originally scheduled to fly private, but the plane had an inspection fail and would have resulted in about a two hour delay to get another plane there.



I was able to watch Marshall's first drive in the American Express Centurion Lounge, then I watched the rest on the plane:



When I landed, I was whisked away to the best hotel, a legit five-star, in one of the largest cities in the world. Of course, as usual, they put me in a king suite with 24 hour butler service. The rack rate for this room is only about $1450 per night, but everything is cheaper in Mexico. The guys with machine guns at the entrance 24 hours a day are a nice touch (make sure you enable volume on the video for the full effect):



The first night, I went to the hardest club to get into. You need reservations weeks ahead to have a chance, but with me, of course it's not an issue. The venue only holds about 120 people, but when I arrived, there were about that many in line hoping for a chance. My heart did hurt, however, seeing how many small groups of hot girls were turned away:



Yesterday, I started my day in the gym and indoor pool. There, I ran into Metallica's singer James Hetfield. I had not met him before, but his bandmate, Lars Ulrich, already arranged for me to come to their show that night (they had a show the night before and two more next week here). I then went and had the usual high-end hotel breakfast, which is basically the most enormous buffet imaginable with cook-to-order options. It is standard at the nicer international St. Regis and Ritz Carlton properties.

I then went sightseeing to the top museums. At one, I met a very friendly woman who reminded me a lot of Banker's (that would be RockDog) daughter:



When I got back, I ran into the same two guys right outside of my floor's hotel area as I did the previous night. They don't speak English, but the smell of weed was strong coming from the room they were stationed in front of.

I watched the Mets victory in my room. I was running late to the Metallica show, as I was supposed to say hi to the band at a certain time before they hit the stage. As I hustled out, I saw the same two guys again right outside of my door (the room they were guarding was directly across from mine separated by the elevator area), and they were with somebody else this time: a younger black guy and a white guy. He didn't fit in Mexico City, and me, a gringo with $200k of diamonds on, also didn't fit. So we did a couple of double-takes at each other before I realized who it was: Travis Scott and his handler.

He didn't know me (but knew of the name), so we talked outside of our elevators for about 10 minutes. He was jealous that I was going to the Metallica show, as he wanted to go, but he had a show that had sold over 15k tickets, so he couldn't skip it.

The Metallica show was impressive. I am not a fan but can appreciate some of their records and musicianship. 65k people there and as into the music as any show I have been to outside of a Taylor Swift crowd.



Of course, I was treated like royalty and given access to all of the top areas/lounges as well as the impossible-to-get Metallica VIP pass which allows access to anywhere (backstage, dressing area, etc.).

There were other people in the Snake Pit and Black Box Lounge - I caught about two dozen people looking at my VIP laminate and staring at me. About another 10 came up to me to introduce themselves at some point asking who I was. One was a band member's niece who flew in for the shows, and she said she couldn't even get one from her uncle, so she was curious who I was.



I didn't get back to the hotel until around 12:30 a.m. I ate outdoors at one of the hotel restaurants, and I had a woman and her gay male friend asked if they could join me (they were originally sitting across from me when I got seated) after they engaged in conversation with me.

Today, I went to the pyramids, and I have extended my stay so that my flight is tomorrow night instead of early tomorrow morning. The hotel is more than happy to accommodate my late check-out for free. Upon arriving from the pyramids, my butler called my room and asked if he could come up. He had a gift for me.

It was a bottle of alcohol gifted to me by another guest: Travis Scott.

So unless it was a quick response I could make on my phone, I haven't been on here for two days to make longer posts. Now that I have some time, I will be sure to give you and your kind the attention you so desperately crave from me.
 
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Want to give me an assessment of Fancher’s performance yesterday in FAU’s blow out loss to UConn?

Less than 100 yards, no TD one INT. Tell me again how him being the leading rusher made all the difference in their 48-14 loss.

I didn't watch the game, so I can't assess. Not good stats, but as I have argued for years, he isn't the QB who is going to win a shootout if that is what is needed. He can control and manage the game, allowing for a ball control offense. A team with a good defense can easily win a lot of games with Cam at QB, as Marshall proved.

But let's look at how foolish your claim is:

Fancher passing: 9-15 for 87 yards
UConn QB's passing: 9-14 for 88 yards

Fancher rushing yards: 71 (8.9 average)
UConn QB's rushing: 78 (4.3 average)

By all accounts, their stats (which you mentioned) were almost identical. The only major difference being Fancher's turnover while more than doubling the yards per rush average as the UConn QB.

Yet, UConn scored 48 points and FAU scored 14 points.

What does that show you? It shows you that they have completely different supporting casts. UConn's QB performed almost exactly identical to Fancher yet his team was able to put up 48 points.

Do any of the other morons who liked your attempt want to explain how Fancher can be blamed for having a poor statistical game yet UConn's QB is able to perform exactly the same but have a team put up 48 points? @BleedsGreen33 @ru4_mu2 @MUMAN3419 @W-S HerdFan
 
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I'm astonished by two things.
1. Rifle never takes a female companion on any of these first-class excursions. Tighta$$, I'm guessing.
2. According to rifle, he was a pretty good baseball player at MU. How come we don't hear any tales about his post-graduate baseball coaching expoits? All we hear about are his football coaching duties at x number of colleges. And I don't recall ever hearing his name called over the PA system at MU football games.
 
I didn't watch the game, so I can't assess. Not good stats, but as I have argued for years, he isn't the QB who is going to win a shootout if that is what is needed. He can control and manage the game, allowing for a ball control offense. A team with a good defense can easily win a lot of games with Cam at QB, as Marshall proved.

But let's look at how foolish your claim is:

Fancher passing: 9-15 for 87 yards
UConn QB's passing: 9-14 for 88 yards

Fancher rushing yards: 71 (8.9 average)
UConn QB's rushing: 78 (4.3 average)

By all accounts, their stats (which you mentioned) were almost identical. The only major difference being Fancher's turnover while more than doubling the yards per rush average as the UConn QB.

Yet, UConn scored 48 points and FAU scored 14 points.

What does that show you? It shows you that they have completely different supporting casts. UConn's QB performed almost exactly identical to Fancher yet his team was able to put up 48 points.

Do any of the other morons who liked your attempt want to explain how Fancher can be blamed for having a poor statistical game yet UConn's QB is able to perform exactly the same but have a team put up 48 points? @BleedsGreen33 @ru4_mu2 @MUMAN3419 @W-S HerdFan
You left out the part where UCONN's QB threw a TD and rushed for another two.
 
You left out the part where UCONN's QB threw a TD and rushed for another two.
So if a RB had 10 rushes for five yards along with five TDs, he would be great?

The point remains the same: Their stats were almost identical. The numerically challenged (and statistical analysis broken) banker tries using the stat line as a jab against Fancher, yet didn't realize the other QB was exactly the same, yet the team scored far more points.
 
I'm astonished by two things.
You're a weird dude, not just because you almost always only post about me, but also due to the frequency and things you think about me.

1. Rifle never takes a female companion on any of these first-class excursions.
First, that would be bringing sand to the beach. If I want to have relations with somebody, I can easily do that domestically. With things like Raya, Hinge, etc., I can have plenty of "female companions" waiting for me in any other country.

Second, your claim is wrong. Here I am outside of Cabo with a "female companion" who went with me:



Here I am in Milan (at midnight according to the timestamp) with another who went with me:


And this, I believe, was the south of France:


And this, I believe, was Monaco:



And this, I believe, was Rome:


And here is yet another "female companion" who went with me to the Bahamas:








And this is to prove my point about why there is no need to bring sand with me. This is a lovely and friendly local I met while going solo to Maui. She showed me what it really means to get leid in Hawaii:


2. According to rifle, he was a pretty good baseball player at MU. How come we don't hear any tales about his post-graduate baseball coaching expoits? All we hear about are his football coaching duties at x number of colleges. And I don't recall ever hearing his name called over the PA system at MU football games.

Every single attempt you made in this paragraph is completely illogical.

Tighta$$, I'm guessing.
Now, you don't have to guess anymore. You are assured that it is definitely a tightass:


Now, you morons can continue trying to take personal jabs and make these threads about me, while giving me an outlet to boast and rub my superiority in your pathetic fat faces, or you can stop with your obsessions with me and try to stay on track.
 
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Fat Faces. He called y'all fat faces. Nothing political though, so it's cool.

Fat Face 無奈 GIF
 
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I didn't watch the game, so I can't assess. Not good stats, but as I have argued for years, he isn't the QB who is going to win a shootout if that is what is needed. He can control and manage the game, allowing for a ball control offense. A team with a good defense can easily win a lot of games with Cam at QB, as Marshall proved.

But let's look at how foolish your claim is:

Fancher passing: 9-15 for 87 yards
UConn QB's passing: 9-14 for 88 yards

Fancher rushing yards: 71 (8.9 average)
UConn QB's rushing: 78 (4.3 average)

By all accounts, their stats (which you mentioned) were almost identical. The only major difference being Fancher's turnover while more than doubling the yards per rush average as the UConn QB.

Yet, UConn scored 48 points and FAU scored 14 points.

What does that show you? It shows you that they have completely different supporting casts. UConn's QB performed almost exactly identical to Fancher yet his team was able to put up 48 points.

Do any of the other morons who liked your attempt want to explain how Fancher can be blamed for having a poor statistical game yet UConn's QB is able to perform exactly the same but have a team put up 48 points? @BleedsGreen33 @ru4_mu2 @MUMAN3419 @W-S HerdFan
HIs comment was funny to me, so that's the laugh........
Obviously the game was won by the better team. UCONN didn't have to throw the football. UCONN had the ball 42 minutes to 18, had 32 first downs to 9 and ran the ball 66 times for 421 yards. So, obviously, with that production in the running game, the passing stats won't be great. QB to QB, yes, they played the same.
 
I've never seen Metallica in person, but they are playing in Columbus in May at the Sonic Temple Festival. Alice in Chains is the supporting band, so I think I'm going to head up for that. Looks like it was an awesome show and trip.
 
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You could (and should) have just stopped there.
Oh, so you watched the FAU game? Then tell us, moron, how you support the criticism of a QB based on stats while the other QB had essentially the same exact statline.

QB to QB, yes, they played the same.
Yet one team was able to score far more points, hence the difference in talent is with the rest of each team. In other words, criticizing Fancher makes no sense, because as I have said for years, he can win many games if he has decent talent surrounding him.
 
I too have been tied up with my fabulous life. I was a featured vendor at a chemical sanitation conference in Murrells Inlet, SC this past weekend. I arrived by a luxury airport shuttle van from the Allegiant Flight where I was gifted the WINDOW seat. These people didn't know me from Adam yet they took one look at me at the convention hall and gave me not one but TWO 6 foot card tables to display my chemical waste dissolution materials. I was promptly upgraded from what was supposed to be a twin bed at the YMCA to an eighth floor partial ocean view room at the Ocean Plaza Motel. When I was in the stairwell getting my cardio in up to my high rise room I too ran into a group of heavily armed men who reeked of marijuana. In exchange for relieving me of some of my heavy luggage, I heard them mention there was a sick concert later that night where the Grocery Store Gentleman were playing at the Dead Dog Saloon. Since I lost most of my walkin' around money when my new friends misplaced my luggage, I did not have any money for food, but I was able to come to an arrangement with the management of the Dead Dog as they allowed me EXCLUSIVE access to the green room area for the Grocery Store Gentlemen. All I had to do was clean it good with mild abrasives and I got ALL I COULD EAT free food from the bussing station. I was out so late that I never even made it back to my room at the Ocean Plaza, but was able to trade my sanitation samples for a ride back home Sunday with a little honey named Darlene who drove a toy hauler for a local dirt track champion of some repute. We had some wild times, but I don't kiss and tell. She was also an expert driver despite the rather extensive damage done to the left side of her face in a dog bite incident she sustained last year at a demolition derby in Whitesburg. She let me out with only about 16 miles to walk back to town and gifted me a quarter bottle of Old Smuggler and a bunch of polaroid pictures that I would post here, but I cannot figure out how to get them scanned in.

So I too apologize for not responding to this thread sooner, but I had a wild weekend. Also, I am between places right now so I do most of my world wide web activity at the library. Hate us cause you ain't us!
 
Murrells Inlet, SC this past
Sorry that it wasn’t a few miles away at The Sanctuary on Kiawah. It’s a great resort . . . not that I’ve ever stayed there, because I stay at private residences while on the island, but I’ve eaten many meals there.
 
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So if a RB had 10 rushes for five yards along with five TDs, he would be great?

The point remains the same: Their stats were almost identical. The numerically challenged (and statistical analysis broken) banker tries using the stat line as a jab against Fancher, yet didn't realize the other QB was exactly the same, yet the team scored far more points.
I never mentioned the UConn QB because he’s not relevant to the ongoing discussion. The ongoing discussion revolves around the fact that Fancher is a horrible QB, which the stats show. The UConn QB may also be horrible, but it’s not relevant.
 
I never mentioned the UConn QB because he’s not relevant to the ongoing discussion. The ongoing discussion revolves around the fact that Fancher is a horrible QB, which the stats show. The UConn QB may also be horrible, but it’s not relevant.
Let me dumb this down for you:

You claim that Fancher is a “horrible QB” and use his stats from the game as proof. Yet the QB whose team just scored 48 points had nearly identical stats. How many “horrible QBs” can have their team win 48-14 against another FBS team?

I think you need more help with being able to determine the value of quarterbacks.
 
A lot of BS being shoveled in this thread….
It’s all true, and that just eats away at you, doesn’t it?

And you still haven’t defended the criticism of Fancher’s numbers vs. the UConn QB’s numbers.

I hope you have an enjoyable day at work. I’m up earlier than usual for my 90 minute massage.
 
It’s all true, and that just eats away at you, doesn’t it?

And you still haven’t defended the criticism of Fancher’s numbers vs. the UConn QB’s numbers.

I hope you have an enjoyable day at work. I’m up earlier than usual for my 90 minute massage.
Nvm. Not stooping to your level. Enjoy your massage. Fancher is what he is.
 
….I get the purpose of the OP. It’s just that any discussion with the subject quickly devolves into pointless gotcha posts and I’m guilty for even commenting!
Save yourselves!
 
The sad truth of Rifle:
What do you do when the music stops playing?
You block a guy, because you can't stand that he mocks you, yet you come into a thread to talk about him. Somebody is obsessed.

….I get the purpose of the OP. It’s just that any discussion with the subject quickly devolves into pointless gotcha posts and I’m guilty for even commenting!
Save yourselves!
Nobody responded to your first post, so you decided to come back eight hours later to post the same thing that you faulted yourself for doing earlier in the day? Brilliant.

Here is an idea, Chucky: Take hint. Stop obsessing. Get off the computer and take care of that mud pit in your front yard.
 
I've always enjoyed it when rifle brings out the '97 yearbook.
One was 2011 - 2012, another was 2013 - 2015, and the other was 2019 - 2021.

Did you have all of those pics printed out and hung on your wall already?
 
“Vibes in this joint?” Could you not work in a “bruh,” “sigma male,” and “rizz” comment?
Good point. Let me restate.
The pathological narcissism on display is frightening.
BUT if you want to continue to post topless photos of your lady friend, please continue.

I don't watch Rogan and I don't know what "sigma male" or "rizz" are.
I'm shocked there wasn't a UFC show pic.

I think "bruh" might be racist.
 
You block a guy, because you can't stand that he mocks you, yet you come into a thread to talk about him. Somebody is obsessed.


Nobody responded to your first post, so you decided to come back eight hours later to post the same thing that you faulted yourself for doing earlier in the day? Brilliant.

Here is an idea, Chucky: Take hint. Stop obsessing. Get off the computer and take care of that mud pit in your front yard.
You sound exactly like Baldy.
 
The pathological narcissism on display is frightening.
You're not bright enough to realize that I was responding to somebody trying to take a jab at me.

I don't watch Rogan
No idea what that has to do with anything. I don't listen/watch him either.

I don't know what "sigma male" or "rizz" are.
It appears that you there are a lot of things you don't know. For somebody who runs around saying "vibes in this joint," you should know other phrases and words tweens are saying.

I'm shocked there wasn't a UFC show pic.
UFC and that environment/fanbase is the complete opposite of me. I know that having a world-class physique and models/celebrities/9.5s constantly on my arm would lead you to believe that, but like usual, you'd be wrong.

I think "bruh" might be racist.
It's not. You should stop thinking. That way, you may actually be right about something for once.
 
"UFC and that environment/fanbase is the complete opposite of me. I know that having a world-class physique and models/celebrities/9.5s constantly on my arm would lead you to believe that, but like usual, you'd be wrong."

I read this in Randy Savage / Flair voice.
Fits perfect.
Really hope it's kayfabe and not your real personality. T's and Ps.


randy savage GIF
 
You're not bright enough to realize that I was responding to somebody trying to take a jab at me.


No idea what that has to do with anything. I don't listen/watch him either.


It appears that you there are a lot of things you don't know. For somebody who runs around saying "vibes in this joint," you should know other phrases and words tweens are saying.


UFC and that environment/fanbase is the complete opposite of me. I know that having a world-class physique and models/celebrities/9.5s constantly on my arm would lead you to believe that, but like usual, you'd be wrong.


It's not. You should stop thinking. That way, you may actually be right about something for once.
What is the UFC fan base and environment?
 
Really hope it's kayfabe and not your real personality. T's and Ps.
You also say "kayfabe" and "Ts and Ps"? Yeah, you are the exact guy you're trying to mock.
I read this in Randy Savage / Flair voice.
Fits perfect.
It sounded nothing like what Macho Man would say. You're simply trying too hard at this point. Sit back, relax, realize you'll never match me, and only then, will you be able to fully appreciate my superiority.
 
I like UFC. Tough sport. Great athletes. Great show. Great marketing as well. Creates lots of buzz.
 
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Not today, devil. Only your friend @MichiganHerd would bite bait that obvious.


But their fans are deplorable.
Do you mention me in every thread? Remember that time you claimed mu1988 and muthed were obsessed with you, due to continually bringing up your name?

Must I get a restraining order or possibly contact the secret service for additional protection, assuming they're still not busy?
 
Do you mention me in every thread? Remember that time you claimed mu1988 and muthed were obsessed with you, due to continually bringing up your name?

Must I get a restraining order or possibly contact the secret service for additional protection, assuming they're still not busy?
Baldy is obsessed with multiple posters here. He's quite the stalker. The board is much better with him on ignore although I do miss mocking him.
 
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