Just FYI

[MichiganHerd]

Moved into new house today, and the outdoor living back on the porch is better than before. Gonna be working hard for at least another day, but plan to be burning one out there tomorrow night. Been 6 weeks living like rifle in a hotel with a bunch of Mexicans, but I'm close to being back. Bought a 4 pack of Troegs pints today, cuz I like that winter time Blizzard IPA. Three pints in, thought I was working too hard, since I had a better than normal beer buzz going on. That, or caught what Fetterman had. Grabbed the final pint and noticed I was drinking the double Blizzard. Laying down a sheet of plastic on the mattress in case I urinate.

 

[herdfan06]

Are you going to try Nugget Nectar?

 

[GeauxHerd]

PennsylvaniaHerd?

 

[Archetype XLIV]

PennsylvaniaHerd?

This whole thing is weird. At least he got himself some Tröegs. His black ass will also be the first in Amish country. It will go something like this:

 

[riflearm2]

6 weeks living like rifle in a hotel

I’d like to thank Marriott for another great year - especially abroad - of putting me in some of the finest suites in top cities around the world. They always do a fine job of escorting whores out of my suite without causing a scene when I don’t want them there anymore, and their staff all knowing my name is a nice touch when I want to impress a non-whore.

No, I didn’t spend 173 nights in Marriott properties. That number includes their promo nights, redeemed nights from points and certificates, and credit card bonus nights.

But added with my stays at Four Seasons (all over), Fairmont (Pittsburgh), Hyatt/Hilton properties, and an occasional international stay at a non-Marriott, I easily hit 130 nights in hotels this year.

Laying down a sheet of plastic on the mattress in case I urinate.

Have no fear. Your Mexican bride used to get paid 200 pesos to receive a golden stream of urine on her forehead during her Tijuana working days. She doesn’t need the plastic.

What do rural Pennsylvanias think of your Honduran wife?

 

[MichiganHerd]

What do rural Pennsylvanias think of your Honduran wife?

Can you please explain, out of all the shithole countries in the world, how did you happen to land on Honduras early this morning?

 

[WV-FAN]

Can you please explain, out of all the shithole countries in the world, how did you happen to land on Honduras early this morning?

. . . so that's who I saw getting into a stretch limo over at West Bay.

 

[herdfan06]

This whole thing is weird. At least he got himself some Tröegs. His black ass will also be the first in Amish country. It will go something like this:

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He certainly liked what he saw here.

 

[riflearm2]

Can you please explain, out of all the shithole countries in the world, how did you happen to land on Honduras early this morning?

I like to spread it evenly. I've already used Guatemala, El Salvador, Panama, Mexico, and Nicaragua. Honduras was next up. I don't think anybody, including you, know which Central American country your sponsee is really from.

 

[Archetype XLIV]

He certainly liked what he saw here.

"How many hands you got, bay-beeee!" - MH

 

[herdfan06]

"How many hands you got, bay-beeee!" - MH

Isn't it John Holmes that needed four hands?