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Just have to wonder

Dreh_Nagi_HC_IM

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While I'm sitting here at a bar, wearing a $15.00 t-shirt that says I'm high on hops at Tibbs Brewery here on the downtown mall in Kalamazoo with several beautiful WMU coeds close by, if YAGS is currently at Gucci trying on $1,250.00 dollar skinny jeans with a bunch of old rich hags.
 
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WMU coeds hang out in Kalamazoo during Christmas Break. Doubt it. Sounds like you are already stoned for the Christmas break.
 
While I'm sitting here at a bar, wearing a $15.00 t-shirt that says I'm high on hops at Tibbs Brewery here on the downtown mall in Kalamazoo with several beautiful WMU coeds close by, if YAGS is currently at Gucci trying on $1,250.00 dollar skinny jeans with a bunch of old rich hags.

Let's break this down:

College girls are home for Christmas break. They don't stay in their college towns.

I wear plenty of $15 things, but I don't wear skinny jeans. Hell, Murox the Moron has made multiple comments about my clothing being too big, but of course, he's the type of guy who wears extremely tight fitting clothes (and probably tank tops to the gym) to show off, while I am far more modest and don't wear clothes that show off my god-like physique.

If you think only "old rich hags" wear Gucci, then you should stay in Kalamazoo the rest of your life. Those pretend hot WMU girls you claim are near you . . . they'd love some Gucci.

Worst of all, you claim to be out drinking late on a Saturday night with a bunch of hot college girls near you, yet I am what you think about? That's strange - not strange to the point of being weird or unusual, as many others have shown their obsession with me over the years on here - but strange in that you claim one thing about your life and thoughts but prove another.

No, he's buying last minute $400 stuffed animals for the children.

It wasn't a stuffed animal. It was a chair. It was plush, but underneath the top of the giraffe's back is hard wood. Then, the entire back of the neck is hard wood (of course each have stuffing for comfort) so that it can be used as a backrest.

It's a chair that kids - including your daughters - would enjoy.
 
WMU coeds hang out in Kalamazoo during Christmas Break. Doubt it. Sounds like you are already stoned for the Christmas break.
Yes stupid, in an area with a few hundred thousand residents, there just can't be any locals that attend a local university, one that has a larger on campus enrollment than even WVU.
 
Yes stupid, in an area with a few hundred thousand residents, there just can't be any locals that attend a local university, one that has a larger on campus enrollment than even WVU.

You specified "WMU coeds." WMU's enrollment is a little over 22,000. WVU's Morganhole enrollment is over 28,000.

Are you also using the banker's calculator?
 
Yes stupid, in an area with a few hundred thousand residents, there just can't be any locals that attend a local university, one that has a larger on campus enrollment than even WVU.
Oh yeah Kalamazoo is fvcking huge. A mega city. I believe it is one of the largest cities in the world. Maybe number 4. And hundreds of thousands of college students just like Boston.

Jesus Christ Michigan Herd shut the fvck up and lay of the doobies for the holidays.
 
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