U.S. is winning 5-1 in the next-to-last inning in the championship game. Caribbean has one out, a runner on second, and a 3-2 count.
The U.S. pitcher pulls himself out of the game because his "arm feels tight. Just can't get loose." It wasn't painful, wasn't his elbow or shoulder . . . the 12 year old was rubbing his tricep just saying it wasn't getting loose.
Are you fvcking kidding me, kid? If you finish off that batter, you'll be able to go up any girls' shirt in your school at least until 10th grade. You have a 3-2 count and can't finish off the batter? You call your coach out because your tricep feels tight? Do you know what else will feel tight? The snatches of every girl in your school. But because they all now know you're a baby, you'll never get the chance to discover that.
The relief pitcher who comes in allows two runners to get on base, strikes out a kid, and then gives up a tying grand slam.
Being a baby may have just cost you the Little League World Series Championship and a three year reign of any snatch you want. Moron.
The U.S. pitcher pulls himself out of the game because his "arm feels tight. Just can't get loose." It wasn't painful, wasn't his elbow or shoulder . . . the 12 year old was rubbing his tricep just saying it wasn't getting loose.
Are you fvcking kidding me, kid? If you finish off that batter, you'll be able to go up any girls' shirt in your school at least until 10th grade. You have a 3-2 count and can't finish off the batter? You call your coach out because your tricep feels tight? Do you know what else will feel tight? The snatches of every girl in your school. But because they all now know you're a baby, you'll never get the chance to discover that.
The relief pitcher who comes in allows two runners to get on base, strikes out a kid, and then gives up a tying grand slam.
Being a baby may have just cost you the Little League World Series Championship and a three year reign of any snatch you want. Moron.