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makeup

Moron-

Give me a laugh: what do you think your record is now between the two threads on here?
 
Originally posted by dherd:


Originally posted by dherd:
FROM HERDNATION L
L
TEMPLE +10 W STRAIGHT UP BY 10 COVERED BY 20
CINCINNATI +1 W BY 8
UCF +6' W STRAIGHT UP 32-30
From this thread:

11 30. Jags. W
Raiders. L
Chiefs L

12/14 Bills W BEAT PACKERS STRAIGHT UP 21 - 13
Texans W
Seahawks W

12 20. Niners. L

12. 21. Chiefs. L
Cardinals. L

12 22 Bengals. W

12 28. Panthers. W

12 29. EARS. L
Arkansas. W

12/30 LSU L
LOUISVILLE L

12/31 MISSISSIPPI L
BOISE ST W
GA TECH W

1/1/15 AUBURN L
MINNESOTA L
MICHIGAN ST W
OREGON -7' W CRUSHED FLORIDA STATE
OHIO STATE +8 W OVER ALABAMA O.ST 42 BAMA 35

1/2/15 PITT L
OK STATE W

1/3/15 ECU +7 L
CARDINALS L

1/4/15 BENGALS +4 L
LIONS +6' WWWW

RECORD 20W 17L
RIDE THE DHERD MONEYTRAIN !!!!
This post was edited on 1/6 10:45 AM by dherd
 
Degenerate-

I asked you this before and you ran from it. Where on herdnation did you pick the temple, UCF, and Cinci games? You originally made two picks, as you noted, which you lost. Due to those two losses, you created this "makeup" thread. Yet, now you are claiming that you posed three picks immediately after those two losses. Not coincidentally, those games all ended up winning for you.

Where are those three picks? How come they can't be found anywhere on the site, and how come nobody else recalls them? Even more telling, if you had just won three straight games you supposedly posted, why would you then create a "makeup" thread? Those three wins would have made up for the two initial losses, right?

In other words, you are full of shit. Your record is still wrong even after giving you the benefit of the doubt on too many of your lies. Stop being a pussy and post the screenshots.
 
holy shit, this thread made my head hurt.

seriously, this dherd must be trolling you guys cause no way in hell anybody could be that bad at betting yet be that proud of themselves for sucking so bad.

damn, rifle, you could school this dumbass but have said nothing other than attempt to show him how bad he is.....which is rather puzzling given the size of your ego. I know you could with college picks, not sure about the NFL.....college coaches betting on college games is probably frowned on, though.

seriously, dherd, are you trolling these guys or do you really think you awesome 54% winning ratio is that good over that many picks?

let's put into perspective. go with a 10% juice, which was what I paid my book several years back. IF you're 20 - 17 and put a grand down per game, that's $20K in winnings and $18,700 lost for a whopping net of +$1300. hardly worth bragging about when you've bet $37K. hey, at least you're not in the hole...
 
I have hit the last 31 Super Bowl winners!

For those that are interested I'll post this years winner on February 2nd.
 
Originally posted by WV-FAN:

holy shit, this thread made my head hurt.

seriously, this dherd must be trolling you guys cause no way in hell anybody could be that bad at betting yet be that proud of themselves for sucking so bad.

damn, rifle, you could school this dumbass but have said nothing other than attempt to show him how bad he is.....which is rather puzzling given the size of your ego. I know you could with college picks, not sure about the NFL.....college coaches betting on college games is probably frowned on, though.

seriously, dherd, are you trolling these guys or do you really think you awesome 54% winning ratio is that good over that many picks?

let's put into perspective. go with a 10% juice, which was what I paid my book several years back. IF you're 20 - 17 and put a grand down per game, that's $20K in winnings and $18,700 lost for a whopping net of +$1300. hardly worth bragging about when you've bet $37K. hey, at least you're not in the hole...
wv fan do you place the same amount on every bet?
neither do i. i did not rate the games because it wasn't
that big a deal to me. however, since rifle wants to make
such a big issue of it on sunday for the first time i rated
a pick. i rated a 4X on the lions. in the future as long as
i decide to do these guys a favor by posting them i will
rate the games. if i had been rating them all along that
$1300 earnings you calculated would be many times more. but
forget that i will stand on my posts and in the future rate
all of them. (btw that $1,300 winnings for the month is a 3.5%
return even without rating the picks) ask banker what his bank
is paying now on 37k for 30 days.


finally though - i will agree with you that rifle's biggest weakness
is his ego.

This post was edited on 1/6 1:03 PM by dherd
 
I can make a lot more than 3.5% per month selling covered calls. The difference is that I have about a 95% success rate on calls and the juice is only $7.99 a trade regardless of amount.

Legal gambling is much more profitable than betting football. You never lose a stock play because the QB gets his leg snapped in the first quarter.
 
Originally posted by dherd:

i did not rate the games because it wasn't
that big a deal to me.
rifle may have ego issues, but he's not a liar like you.
 
Originally posted by WV-FAN:
rifle may have ego issues, but he's not a liar like you.

and i can tell you're a real class act.







This post was edited on 1/7 3:42 PM by dherd
 
NEW INFO FROM STADIUM SEAHAWKS 8' NOW 4X





LIKE THE LATE GAME A LOT - BUT WAITING ON MY GUY
AT THE STADIUM - AROUND 6:00.




This post was edited on 1/18 2:43 PM by dherd
 
SEAHAWKS -8 2X

LIKE THE LATE GAME A LOT - BUT WAITING ON MY GUY
AT THE STADIUM - AROUND 6:00.
 
Originally posted by dherd:
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This post was edited on 1/18 2:32 PM by dherd
This is awesome.

Your picks have have you so far in the hole that you are now resorting to going back after the games and deleting your losses.

What at happened to the Broncos picks that was in the post I quited that you lost last week? Why would you have gone back and deleted that post?

That was a X 3 pick you lost. Add that to the Seahawks X 4 that you are getting murdered on right now and you are losing big both on win/loss for each game picked and just as much on the games you are now pretending to value more in order to overcome your win/loss deficit.

a degenerate who goes back and deletes his losses when people don't respond to them. Poor, poor liar.
 
SCREW YOU - I THOUGHT I HAD DOUBLE POSTED.
FINALLY STUCK YOUR HEAD UP AGAIN. WHERE YOU BEEN WHEN I
WAS PILING UP ALL THOSE $$$$$$$$$$$$$ M?????

COLTS = 7 4X
 
You got off them after the game started? You just call your bookie and ask for a mulligan?
 
Originally posted by dherd:
SCREW YOU - I THOUGHT I HAD DOUBLE POSTED.
FINALLY STUCK YOUR HEAD UP AGAIN. WHERE YOU BEEN WHEN I
WAS PILING UP ALL THOSE $$$$$$$$$$$$$ M?????

COLTS = 7 4X
You would be believable if you deleted your post a couple minutes later but you waited over 12 hours. Just admit you deleted the post hoping no one would notice.
 
Originally posted by dherd:
SCREW YOU - I THOUGHT I HAD DOUBLE POSTED.
FINALLY STUCK YOUR HEAD UP AGAIN. WHERE YOU BEEN WHEN I
WAS PILING UP ALL THOSE $$$$$$$$$$$$$ M?????

COLTS = 7 4X
You were never piling up money. You won two games in a row. That is a streak for you? You've now lost seven in a row. Seven. Broncos X 3 (which you conveniently deleted after you lost the game and blamed it on you supposedly thinking you double posted) and now the Seahawks X 4 from today. That is seven in a row to once again pile you way down regardless of how you want to count the games.
 
Originally posted by dherd:
GOT OFF THE COLTS AND ON THE PATRIOTS 2X
This is awesome! You go with the colts X 4. Then, after they go 3-and-out for two yards you claim you were able to get off that (tell me which book allows that!) and have the pats X 2 . . . after the game started. Ha!


This clown should be doing two things.

1) going to gambler's anonymous
2) writing comedy sketches
 
Originally posted by dherd:
GOT OFF THE COLTS AND ON THE PATRIOTS 2X
ANOTHER WINNER - GOT SOME LATE INFO AND
I GOT THE GAME DOWN AT THE WIRE. SORRY
I COULDN'T WARN YOU GUYS ON THE DHERD $$$
TRAIN - I ONLY HAD TIME TO GET IT DOWN MYSELF
AND TEXT MY REGULAR FOLLOWERS.

FOR THE GUYS IN RIFLES CLOWN CAR A BIT OF
INFO SINCE THEY APPARENTLY DON'T HAVE
CLOCKS.

Kickoff for Colts-Patriots has been set for 6:50 p.m. Eastern on Sunday evening, the NFL announced on Twitter.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/01/18/kickoff-for-colts-patriots-pushed-back-to-650-p-m-eastern/




This post was edited on 1/18 10:52 PM by dherd
 
You've always lied about everything on here, wouldn't expect any less from you when it comes to your betting. My guess is that you don't even bet at all. Just a troll.
 
Originally posted by dherd:
Kickoff for Colts-Patriots has been set for 6:50 p.m. Eastern on Sunday evening, the NFL announced on Twitter.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/01/18/kickoff-for-colts-patriots-pushed-back-to-650-p-m-eastern/
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Yes, kickoff was pushed to 6:50. Yet, your supposed change was after kickoff based on the time of the posts on here. In fact, it was right after the colts had a 3-and-out to start the game gaining only two yards. So, no, you didn't win.

Further, you have claimed that you use a handful of different online sportsbooks for your plays. Can you show me one, just one, that allows you to take back a bet? You stated that you put $4000 (X 4) on the colts. Show me one book that would ever allow you to take that back, especially minutes before kickoff. We both know that's impossible to do.

Seven straight. With your X 4 on the colts, which we all know you can't "get off" after making the play, you actually lost 11 straight.

Even giving you all benefit of the doubt on all of your lies, you are still losing between this thread and the other in which you went 0-3.

Simply awful. A degenerate at its finest.
 
fool. my post on here was at 6:53. if i made a bet, sent a text,
logged on here and made a post to any REASONABLE person
that would easily account for the 3 minutes you are so hung up on.

as far as taking back a bet - that remark tells me you don't know
what you are talking about, you are an inexperienced amateur
trying to tell an experienced expert about something you obviously
know very little about.

to get off a bet you don't call and ask to have the bet cancelled; you
simply bet the other side for double the amount you had on the first
side.

if you had any clue as to what you are talking about you would not have
made such an ignorant post. i mean really that is one of the first things
you learn.

bottom line - i posted games on here for a little over a month and produced
thousands in winnings. all you've done is run your mouth.

banker - you know even less than rifle.
 
I watched "Two For The Money" on Saturday night. Thanks to everything I learned , I was able to win both of Sundays games through an online gambling site run by Ben Affleck.

I had the over on total INTs to be thrown and I bet on a fake FG & a successful onside kick.

I even won the OT time coin toss!!! Tails baby!

This week I'm watching "Let it Ride" (Hilarious movie by the way). Then I'm heading to the local off-track betting parlor. I expect to hit it big!

I'll be logging on from South Beach before you know it.
 
Originally posted by dherd:
as far as taking back a bet - that remark tells me you don't know
what you are talking about, you are an inexperienced amateur
trying to tell an experienced expert about something you obviously
know very little about.

to get off a bet you don't call and ask to have the bet cancelled; you
simply bet the other side for double the amount you had on the first
side.
If that were the case, you would have much easier just said "patriots X 6." That not only is much more efficient after you said "colts X 4," but it also gives the truth in the juice. Losing X 4 and winning X 6 leaves you with less winnings than saying "I was able to get off of the colts and am now on the pats for X 2." doing what you now claim you did and what you originally stated you did are far, far different:
say for every 1000 you put down, you win 910 back. By simply being X 2 on the pats, you earn 1820. That is what you originally said you did. But, by actually playing both sides, it looks like this: 910 x 6 for winning on the pats= 5460 minus the 4000 lost on the original colts bet. So, that means your winnings would be 1460 instead if 1820.

And stop lying saying you have won no matter how many concessions you are given, you are still down a handful of games based on the two threads. I've stuck up for you for years on here, but your lies and bullshit is past comical at this point. You are below average at gambling.
 
oh yes, you are so right rifle. you've got me now.
youve got it all figured out. youre just too smart for me.

i should have just done what you said and called the
book back and asked them politely if i could have my
money back on the colts.

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This post was edited on 1/19 12:56 PM by dherd
 
Dtard the way you worded your post it made it seem like you withdrew your bet. You can split hairs all you want but thats how it seemed to anyone with reading comprehension skills.
 
for all of you emailing and clamoring to know if the dherd money machine
will be in operation for the super bowl the answer is YES!

i have what appears at this point to be a very strong play. as usual though
i will wait until at least 30 min. before kickoff to post it here. i have to check
with my guys at the stadium to find out about the wind, the kickers, last
minute injury updates and off course the all important ball inflation. the ball
guys are the last to call me and of course THE most important.

so, save up your nickels and dimes and check here at 6 pm for the winning side.
 
You were down 4 units in the two threads on here, yet are only playing 2 in the last game. You have cemented not only losing money for these months, but also having a win/loss record well below 50%.

You're awful at this.

This post was edited on 2/1 7:50 PM by riflearm2
 
So, after more than 40 plays over 2.5 months, you are still down 2 units and have an even worse won/loss record.

That is below average; the typical degenerate gambler. But, it gets better. He claims he has people at different stadiums giving him last minute, secret information that he somehow profits off of from other people by providing his picks . . . even though he loses more than he wins.
 
Vegas took a beating tonight. Heard an interview before the game with the guy who runs all the books for MGM. He said action was 80% on the Pats in the four hours leading up to the game and a large majority of the parlay money was Pats and over. The guy interviewing him said he had never heard the guy sound so nervous, guy said that if it ended Pats and over that he might be looking for a new job.
 
Dherd is one entertaining schmuck! btw libby, that was a racist post with that stereotyped african american dancing, but then again, we all know which side tricks the minorities.
 
well, another big win on the super bowl game closes out football
season for the dherd $$$$$ machine. plus $6,200 for a couple of
months works isnt too bad, but if i had been rating my plays all
along that figure would have been several times higher. handing
out a little holiday cheer for all my loyal supporters in the herd nation
is very rewarding, i hope you will remember to chip in a little of your dherd
dollars to the big green.

several of you have already been asking about hoops. yes, i do hoops too.
if i post up hoops winners they will be under a thread called "HOOPS"
of course. so, just watch out for that thread. as in football i usually
will not post up until at most 30 minutes before tip off. that is of course as
you regular followers know is to give my arena folks time to call me with
the latest info.

as for rifle and all the others who are envious and jealous of my tremendous
ability to produce consistent winners i will say this.

the world is made up of winners and losers, there are doers and those who merely
stand on the sidelines and shoot their mouth off. i am obviously and winner and
a doer. others obviously are not.
 
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