OK, here goes. Following each school requires sacrifices, or pehaps the better word is accomodations.
To follow WVU, one must do the following:
- The WWF factor. WVU fans, led by its lapdog media, will spew absolute idiocy. Idiocy about the recruits, all of whom were snatched from Alabama, Notre, Dame, and USC's hands. Idiocy about the coaches, all of whom are super geniuses. Idiocy about the fan base, which is "special" and will turn out for sell outs every time (all those empty seat you think you see, you do not see). And idiocy about the school's status, which really is not open-admissions and 65% out-of-state rich kids; and its finances, which are "self-supporting".
- The Notre Dame factor. Because in the four years since foolishly moving up to the true major level, WVU has been singularly unsuccessful, one must sit around and talk about long ago successes. (Of course, Notre Dame really did have success long ago, buy, see "WWF factor, above, one must believe that the old "Big East" and its predecessors was actually "major college football" ) and sit about and talk about heroic stars (none of which you ever heard of if you follow pro football) and "huge" wins like beating Penn State twice out of 45 tries.
- The UK football factor. Since WVU really cannot compete in the Big 2, Little 8, one must live vicariously through the good (there are no great) teams in the 5th of the 5 "power 5" leagues, just as UK football fans live through their SEC betters.
- The Marshall factor. You must know every single thing about Marshall. You must be fixated upon Marshall. Every team that plays Marshall must be your second favorite. All the while denying that you care a bit about your "non-rival".
- The Hank, Jr. and Jersey Shore factor. WVU's non-alumni fan base are, well, rednecks. The kind of people you see if you are out way too late at some place that plays both kinds of music, country and western. WVU's student body is, well, New Jersites and other east coast rich C-student rich kids who could not get into their first 40 choices and take up WVU on its unusual combination of open admissions, neo-major college sports, and highly subsidized tuition. The kind of people that you see at some longshoreman's strike in Hoboken. The only thng the two have in common is a penchant for public drunkenness and rude behavior.
To follow MU, one has to:
- The real world factor. MU is not going to win the 2016 national championship. In anything. You have to understand that our goals are realistic and honest. You have to be happy with being the underfunded and underappreciated college in a small state that still acomphishes grand things.
- The Hank Jr. factor. See above. You will be the target, all the time, of people who can barely read or write, who, nonetheless, have detailed opinions on MU, its sports teams, and its academic standing, all of which they will articulate to you with Jethro Bodine esque eloquence.
- The TV factor. Especially outside the H-C TV market, is not as easy to follow as most teams. Not all of our games are on TV. It is what it is. And, because CUSA has deals with networks not called ESPN, you have to learn where and how to see the games that are on. And because ESPN ignores sports and leagues its does not have rights to, you will get a 87th replay of some THE AMERICAN!!!!!!! lowlight, rather than the Marshall score. Locally, outside of a couple of good guys, the coverage of MU sports ranges from ignoring alltogether, to the type of condensention you will see in an MSNBC report on a Republican candidate.
- The DOG factor. Disgruntled Old Grads. MU has a cadre of fans that live to b***h. "why don't we play Alabama 1 for 1" "we need a 10000 baseball palace" "how come every game is not on ESPN' "Lets join THE AMERICAN!!!!!!!!" "The game is at 1 and I have little league, it shoudl be at 2:30" "selling beer will destroy civilization as we know it". You have to learn to ignore them.