Again today he had that "WTF I am even doing here" look on his face. Go watch Trump's Rose Garden bullshit session if you don't believe me.
Sure, he was going to lose his re-election bid in Indiana, but he could be back in Columbus, probably on the board of Cummins and some other big Indiana companies, going to IU basketball games, eating pork tenderloin sandwiches*, listening to John Mellencamp records. In a way I guess I respect him for taking the Veep slot, he's incompetent but he is sane, and in this way he serves his nation.
He is growing impatient. McConnell promised him Trump wouldn't make it four years. Sully yourself now, and you can be our puppet later. Unfortunately, Trump has turned out perfect: he is so batshit crazy they can survive anything short of Armageddon, just blame it on the crazy fvcker you rubes elected. That's how impeachment would go down: enough Republicans, including McConnell, would say you dumb Americans forced their hand, it's gone too goddamn far, we have to get back to teamwork or some shit....never mind they are all partisan dogs. And y'all will fall for it.
* there's a fine line around here between Indiana vs Kentucky food and drink, and thankfully I grew up on the KY side of that line, which means I do not eat those nasty fvcking sandwiches. Instead I am more of a fried chicken man, or whitefish sandwich, that's a big Louisville thing. On I-65, right around Seymour it flips to fried pork tenderloin.
Sure, he was going to lose his re-election bid in Indiana, but he could be back in Columbus, probably on the board of Cummins and some other big Indiana companies, going to IU basketball games, eating pork tenderloin sandwiches*, listening to John Mellencamp records. In a way I guess I respect him for taking the Veep slot, he's incompetent but he is sane, and in this way he serves his nation.
He is growing impatient. McConnell promised him Trump wouldn't make it four years. Sully yourself now, and you can be our puppet later. Unfortunately, Trump has turned out perfect: he is so batshit crazy they can survive anything short of Armageddon, just blame it on the crazy fvcker you rubes elected. That's how impeachment would go down: enough Republicans, including McConnell, would say you dumb Americans forced their hand, it's gone too goddamn far, we have to get back to teamwork or some shit....never mind they are all partisan dogs. And y'all will fall for it.
* there's a fine line around here between Indiana vs Kentucky food and drink, and thankfully I grew up on the KY side of that line, which means I do not eat those nasty fvcking sandwiches. Instead I am more of a fried chicken man, or whitefish sandwich, that's a big Louisville thing. On I-65, right around Seymour it flips to fried pork tenderloin.
