If you have one, you have awful taste.
A neighbor bought one a few weeks ago. He is a nice guy, but I am a bit anti-social, so I avoid him like all of us do with reading '88's posts. But he caught me today as I walked by his house. His Tesla truck was in his driveway, and he couldn't wait to show it to me. I saw things that I didn't care about. He wanted me to throw a baseball at the driver's window, which I didn't do, because who the fvck walks around with a baseball? So he went in his garage and came out with a golf ball. He wanted me to throw it at the window. I refused. Sure, a big part of me wanted to throw it as hard as I can and watch that fvcker shatter, but I told him I was too banged up from my accident.
He boasted about how fast it is (2.6, 0-60; outruns a Porsche 911 even while it is towing a 911).
But it's fvcking ugly. It makes everybody look at you. Everybody already looks at me and/or wants to take pictures with me. Why would I want more attention? Don't get one. Don't be that guy.
A neighbor bought one a few weeks ago. He is a nice guy, but I am a bit anti-social, so I avoid him like all of us do with reading '88's posts. But he caught me today as I walked by his house. His Tesla truck was in his driveway, and he couldn't wait to show it to me. I saw things that I didn't care about. He wanted me to throw a baseball at the driver's window, which I didn't do, because who the fvck walks around with a baseball? So he went in his garage and came out with a golf ball. He wanted me to throw it at the window. I refused. Sure, a big part of me wanted to throw it as hard as I can and watch that fvcker shatter, but I told him I was too banged up from my accident.
He boasted about how fast it is (2.6, 0-60; outruns a Porsche 911 even while it is towing a 911).
But it's fvcking ugly. It makes everybody look at you. Everybody already looks at me and/or wants to take pictures with me. Why would I want more attention? Don't get one. Don't be that guy.