ODU takes out free spot.
MU football has now, as predicted, moved to Stage III of the CH sycophant fan system.
I - (preseason - non-conference loss) MU is gonna be great this year!!!!!
II- (non-conference loss - conference loss) were still 0-0 where it counts!!!!!
III - (conference loss - second conference loss) If SBC E 1 loses to SBC E 2 and SBC 2 loses to SBC E 3 and.... we can still win the division!!!!!!
IV - (could happen to doesn't happen) I read on some website that we should get to the Advance Auto Parts Pre-Christmas Random unused stadium Bowl, presented by Hyundai!!!!!
V - (bowl selection day) I hear Glenn's has some Leonard's Wrecker Service Pre-Christmas Random unused stadium Bowl, presented by Pearl River Milling Co. syrup shirts!!!!!!!!
VI - (bowl loss) AD just released a statement, it is "unacceptable", CH will be renewed for another year, but there will be real changes coming, he hired (some guy) from (some random school) as "assistant head coach" and I hear that (Johnny Nostars) who couldn't make it at (random P4 bottom feeder) is transferring in!!!!!!!!!
Reset to Stage I. Begin to talk about how basketball really doesn't matter until March, root on the soccer team, hope baseball can actually have a winning record, root on some guy or gal who makes the golf or track regionals.