Scooter’s

[riflearm2]

I’m in Orlando to hang out with my good friends Mickey and Minnie. While driving to their house, I came across this place.

I went inside, and at the top of my lungs, I yelled “UTSA is fvcking gay, we’re going to kick their ass Tuesday.”

Nobody even bothered to look at me. Typical Florida man.

 

[i am herdman]

“UTSA is fvcking gay, we’re going to kick their ass Tuesday.”

Guy behind the counter, "So is the Frozen ride at Epcot, Asshole! Would you like extra sprinkles on your peppermint moca?"

 

[MUMAN3419]

G d it rifle. I have pneumonia and about coughed up a lung laughing. Well done sir