went out on the porch to prove to the old lady I could sit out there in 98 degrees and drink a fresh pint of 2HA. Was halfway through that SOB with sweat drizzling down my butt crack, and the old lady snuck up behind me, drenched me with the garden hose, but worse yet, knocked my damn beer off the table and broke my favorite beer glass.
why do men do this to themselves by getting married? I'm an asshole for doing it multiple times now.
why do men do this to themselves by getting married? I'm an asshole for doing it multiple times now.
