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im a big fan of the old black and white movies. Bogart, Gary Cooper, Errol Flynn, Gable, Jimmy Stewart etc.
Until I did some research, I had no idea there were so many. Some of the English black and white films are entertaining.

I just bought a series of old Sherlock Holmes films with Basil Rathbone playing the title character.
 
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I will take the L on this one. I completely misread your post. You’re still a little pussy bitch for admitting to watching either one though
Well in that case, you’re not a little bitch. But I’m not taking back the child masseuse thing.
 
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You’re worse at GIFs than your regular posting. I’m a great coach, but I really don’t know how to guide you into being a positive contributor to this board.

You’re like the kid with two left feet and 3” glasses that Herdman used to stick in right field. There’s no hope for either of you.
 
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Yep. Your role is our clown and you do it well.
This is your dog, yet you want to talk about testosterone and clowns? Go ahead and stick your balls right next to Middle Class Murox’s in the freezer. What a miserable life you married fools have to live.



 
This is your dog, yet you want to talk about testosterone and clowns? Go ahead and stick your balls right next to Middle Class Murox’s in the freezer. What a miserable life you married fools have to live.



She's an awesome little dog that probably shouldn't be here, and wouldn't have without a good team of vets that cost us about 30K overall. Worth every penny.

I'm totally unaffected by carrying around a teacup chihuahua wearing leopard print in a pink blanket. If you weren't so insecure, you'd understand.
 
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I'm totally unaffected by carrying around a teacup chihuahua wearing leopard print in a pink blanket. If you weren't so insecure, you'd understand.
Seems like I recall watching a few Jay Cutler videos on YouTube and seeing he has two little ankle-biting yapper dogs that he would randomly comment on if they showed up during a recording.

His comments seemed to express how much he liked them, which was a little surprising at first considering he was Mr. Olympia what like 4 times? But then, like you say, he's probably comfortable in his own skin and doesn't give a shit what anybody thinks.
 
I just watched a black and white movie too.
She's an awesome little dog that probably shouldn't be here, and wouldn't have without a good team of vets that cost us about 30K overall. Worth every penny.

I'm totally unaffected by carrying around a teacup chihuahua wearing leopard print in a pink blanket. If you weren't so insecure, you'd understand.
no way in hell I’m spending 30k on my dog who is like a family member. Hey doc here’s $300 give them the shot
 
But then, like you say, he's probably comfortable in his own skin and doesn't give a shit what anybody thinks.
I don't. She's the coolest little thing ever and not a very vocal dog. Just kind of pokes you when she wants something. The only time you really hear her bark is when the deer are in the backyard.

I just watched a black and white movie too.

no way in hell I’m spending 30k on my dog who is like a family member. Hey doc here’s $300 give them the shot
She has 2 rare conditions that they were able to determine root cause on where her body attacks itself and digests good tissue. It's the reason for her crooked smile in the picture rifle posted. That was a major surgery. She's had several other surgeries and a paralysis as well that she recovered from. She lost most her left leg and lower pelvic function but fully regained that. We still had custom braces made for her so that she could walk. The first of their kind:

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I don't. She's the coolest little thing ever and not a very vocal dog. Just kind of pokes you when she wants something. The only time you really hear her bark is when the deer are in the backyard.


She has 2 rare conditions that they were able to determine root cause on where her body attacks itself and digests good tissue. It's the reason for her crooked smile in the picture rifle posted. That was a major surgery. She's had several other surgeries and a paralysis as well that she recovered from. She lost most her left leg and lower pelvic function but fully regained that. We still had custom braces made for her so that she could walk. The first of their kind:

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hey, look at like this. depreciate that $30K over it's useful life of maybe 10 years and you can tell people you have a dog that costs you $3K plus expenses per year, they'll be less likely to laugh at you.
 
I don't. She's the coolest little thing ever and not a very vocal dog. Just kind of pokes you when she wants something. The only time you really hear her bark is when the deer are in the backyard.


She has 2 rare conditions that they were able to determine root cause on where her body attacks itself and digests good tissue. It's the reason for her crooked smile in the picture rifle posted. That was a major surgery. She's had several other surgeries and a paralysis as well that she recovered from. She lost most her left leg and lower pelvic function but fully regained that. We still had custom braces made for her so that she could walk. The first of their kind:

gQVhXi9.jpg
Nope sorry not spending 30k on a dog EVER. I can go to pound and get another one for <$100
 
You’re worse at GIFs than your regular posting. I’m a great coach, but I really don’t know how to guide you into being a positive contributor to this board.

You’re like the kid with two left feet and 3” glasses that Herdman used to stick in right field. There’s no hope for either of you.
oh please give us more tips on how to be a keyboard warrior!!
 
This is your dog, yet you want to talk about testosterone and clowns? Go ahead and stick your balls right next to Middle Class Murox’s in the freezer. What a miserable life you married fools have to live.


First time I've seen a picture of Arch, since you two were having body building contests over on TITM a dozen years back or so. Kind of surprised you would show this picture, as it appears he still has you beat when it comes to the biggest biceps.
 
First time I've seen a picture of Arch, since you two were having body building contests over on TITM a dozen years back or so. Kind of surprised you would show this picture, as it appears he still has you beat when it comes to the biggest biceps.
You have a guy running around talking about testosterone, “bro,” etc., yet instead of acknowledging that his balls have clearly been removed for multiple reasons related to this dog-rat, you’re too busy checking out his body?

How many dicks you plan on sucking this weekend?
 
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You have a guy running around talking about testosterone, “bro,” etc., yet instead of acknowledging that his balls have clearly been removed for multiple reasons relayed to this dog-rat, you’re too busy checking out his body?

How many dicks you plan on sucking this weekend?
With March Madness going on, probably not more than 2 or 3.

You didn't find the little pink dog booties to be cute?
 
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I just watched a black and white movie too.

no way in hell I’m spending 30k on my dog who is like a family member.
My father, who was a surgeon, said veterinarian medicine was the way to go. He said the pay scale was about the same as medical doctors and your patients didn’t bitch as much.
 
My father, who was a surgeon, said veterinarian medicine was the way to go. He said the pay scale was about the same as medical doctors and your patients didn’t bitch as much.
Being a vet was something I seriously was considering doing, but figured I would never get through school. Took me six years just to get my bone head 4 year degree. Bigger factor though, was I saw some shows where the vet had to stick his arm up a horses behind, as well as working on snakes, so that was the determining factor that stirred me away. I reckon you could be only a dog or cat doc, but I wasn't sure at the time. Couldn't even begin to imagine some weirdo bringing in a 9 foot python, and having to check its vitals.
 
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oh please give us more tips on how to be a keyboard warrior!!
This discussion has clearly moved in a different direction, yet here you are, ruining the ebb-and-flow of the board, by posting yet another useless comment. Add some more exclamation marks the next time. There is nothing that screams "I'm a little bitch who can't control my emotions" more than multiple exclamation marks.

Over 20+ years on this board, you have cemented yourself as the board's most useless poster of all time. Congratulations.
 
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This discussion has clearly moved in a different direction, yet here you are, ruining the ebb-and-flow of the board, by posting yet another useless comment. Add some more exclamation marks the next time. There is nothing that screams "I'm a little bitch who can't control my emotions" more than multiple exclamation marks.

Over 20+ years on this board, you have cemented yourself as the board's most useless poster of all time. Congratulations.
keep me posted on your rankings.
 
Yep, if you’re a vet, especially in cattle country, you will frequently find yourself up to your elbows in sh**.
 
I just watched a black and white movie too.

no way in hell I’m spending 30k on my dog who is like a family member. Hey doc here’s $300 give them the shot
My brother paid $8k to have stomach surgery performed on his daughter’s cat. That was one expensive hair ball.
 
My brother paid $8k to have stomach surgery performed on his daughter’s cat. That was one expensive hair ball.
I'm about to hook up with a girl who just had her fakies removed due to possible health issues. She spent $5k to make herself less marketable to top-catches like me.
 
I'm about to hook up with a girl who just had her fakies removed due to possible health issues. She spent $5k to make herself less marketable to top-catches like me.
Well damn getting those removed will surely diminish her blow job abilities
 
I'm about to hook up with a girl who just had her fakies removed due to possible health issues. She spent $5k to make herself less marketable to top-catches like me.
Since I have mild OCD, I’m afraid I would become so focused on a fake boob that it would freak out my partner.
 
You have a guy running around talking about testosterone, “bro,” etc., yet instead of acknowledging that his balls have clearly been removed for multiple reasons related to this dog-rat, you’re too busy checking out his body?

How many dicks you plan on sucking this weekend?
Yehh buying a sailboat to get a knob job is a beter investment. hahahahahah
 
A boat gets you blown by hot girls. A dog like that gets you blown by hot guys.

You make the decision about which is better.

I have only ever had women blow me. There is no decision to be made there, buddy.
 
I have only ever had women blow me. There is no decision to be made there, buddy.
You're the one who is defending spending $30k on a rat-dog instead of on a boat.

One gets you hot girls and the other gets you hot guys. Not surprising that you defend the one that gets you hot guys. Then, again, your name is routinely shortened to "Dick," so maybe you were born that way.
 
You're the one who is defending spending $30k on a rat-dog instead of on a boat.

One gets you hot girls and the other gets you hot guys. Not surprising that you defend the one that gets you hot guys. Then, again, your name is routinely shortened to "Dick," so maybe you were born that way.
I didn't defend getting the dog fixed for 30k.
 
I didn't defend getting the dog fixed for 30k.
Fixed? That thing ain't fixed. The only thing that would fix that thing is putting 50 lbs and 2 feet on it.

You said that getting a boat isn't a better investment than spending $30k on a rat. The boat provides far more benefits. See above.
 
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Fixed? That thing ain't fixed. The only thing that would fix that thing is putting 50 lbs and 2 feet on it.

You said that getting a boat isn't a better investment than spending $30k on a rat. The boat provides far more benefits. See above.

Would be my luck that I would accidently sit on the dog and kill it..
 
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Would be my luck that I would accidently sit on the dog and kill it..
Yes, that would be lucky.

The other alternative is to trip on that fvcking rat when you get up to pee in the middle of the night and break your wrist on the fall.

I mean, really - my erect pecker is about the size of that thing. Can you imagine your wife feeling that rubbing against the back of her while in bed and her rolling over trying to ride it only to then realize what it is?
 
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