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[WV-FAN]

i spent $40K on a boat a couple years ago. most i've ever dropped on a dog was around $1500 and had to give that serious thought. only reason i did it was the kids. i'll do anything for my kids . . . except drop $30K into a got damn dog.

one thing's for sure, that $40K boat has brought me way more joy over the past 2 years than any damn potlicker ever could.

 

[herdfan429]

i spent $40K on a boat a couple years ago. most i've ever dropped on a dog was around $1500 and had to give that serious thought. only reason i did it was the kids. i'll do anything for my kids . . . except drop $30K into a got damn dog.

one thing's for sure, that $40K boat has brought me way more joy over the past 2 years than any damn potlicker ever could.

Hell kods would be happy with a $150 pound puppy. You people that pay for these designer breed dogs are idiots

 

[mlblack16.]

i spent $40K on a boat a couple years ago. most i've ever dropped on a dog was around $1500 and had to give that serious thought. only reason i did it was the kids. i'll do anything for my kids . . . except drop $30K into a got damn dog.

one thing's for sure, that $40K boat has brought me way more joy over the past 2 years than any damn potlicker ever could.

Hey, just don't come crying to us about all the money you've spent on peanut butter when it's just you and your dog going boatin' for the day.

 

[greengeezer]

when you get up to pee in the middle of the night

They have a pill for that.

 

[WV-FAN]

Hell kods would be happy with a $150 pound puppy. You people that pay for these designer breed dogs are idiots

let me rephrase: i dropped $1500 to save a dog that i initially paid $300 for. my wife's asshole deadbeat dopehead nephew ran over my kids boston terrier, shattering both of its hips. i paid for the surgery to have it put back together.

prior to that i paid upwards of a grand to put another boston terrier to sleep after the wife ran over it. we nursed it for a few days at the vets office and during that time a cancerous tumor quadrupled in size. it came down to dropping however much on surgery putting its hips back together, then having the cancer removed, then putting it on chemo. dog was 12 years old. a shot of pentobarbital was much cheaper and humane.

 

[greengeezer]

The trouble with household animals is they soon stop being pets and become family members. I know it is not unusual for me to drop a grand at the vet’s for my child ( pet) especially now that she is getting older.

My child has no redeeming qualities. She vomits on bedspreads, stands on my head at three in the morning demanding food that she immediately dumps in the floor once it is in her bowl, and finds it amusing to scratch holes in brand new $3k carpet.

Even my physician inadvertently commented on my child. During an exam, he asked how long I had had the rash on my shoulder. I replied, “That is not a rash, those are claw punctures.”

Kids, you gotta love them.

 

[mlblack16.]

let me rephrase: i dropped $1500 to save a dog that i initially paid $300 for. my wife's asshole deadbeat dopehead nephew ran over my kids boston terrier, shattering both of its hips. i paid for the surgery to have it put back together.

prior to that i paid upwards of a grand to put another boston terrier to sleep after the wife ran over it. we nursed it for a few days at the vets office and during that time a cancerous tumor quadrupled in size. it came down to dropping however much on surgery putting its hips back together, then having the cancer removed, then putting it on chemo. dog was 12 years old. a shot of pentobarbital was much cheaper and humane.

Jeezus, have you owned any dogs that you or your family didn't run over?

 

[WV-FAN]

Jeezus, have you owned any dogs that you or your family didn't run over?

i've had my eye on a couple, just can't catch them at the right moment.

 

[riflearm2]

Jeezus, have you owned any dogs that you or your family didn't run over?

He has some pretty stupid fvcking dogs.

The guy has a 25,000 square foot deck that they can hang out on, but they want to chill underneath the tire of a car? Brilliant beagle he has.

The trouble with household animals is they soon stop being pets and become family members. I know it is not unusual for me to drop a grand at the vet’s for my child ( pet) especially now that she is getting older.

My child has no redeeming qualities. She vomits on bedspreads, stands on my head at three in the morning demanding food that she immediately dumps in the floor once it is in her bowl, and finds it amusing to scratch holes in brand new $3k carpet.

Even my physician inadvertently commented on my child. During an exam, he asked how long I had had the rash on my shoulder. I replied, “That is not a rash, those are claw punctures.”

Kids, you gotta love them.

I noticed that you kept referring to your “dog” as a “pet” or “child.” Why? Because your “dog” is actually a cat.

I’m sorry, Geezer, but my relationship advisor can’t be a single guy with a cat. It just can’t. That’s like the KKK making our football coach as their Grand Wizard. A black guy can’t lead the KKK. A single guy with a cat can’t give me relationship advice.

We need to get @OldielovesHerd back here. He’s next in like to be my relationship advisor.

 

[MichiganHerd]

He’s next in like to be my relationship advisor.

*line

if you speak like you type, a relationship advisor is the least of your problems.

 

[WV-FAN]

26000

 

[riflearm2]

26000

I don’t count the area that you piss off of, because nobody wants to stand in your blood-stained urine.

 

[riflearm2]

*line

if you speak like you type, a relationship advisor is the least of your problems.

That attempt isn’t even worthy of a response. I’ve acknowledged your existence for the month. Now, be content.

 

[greengeezer]

I’m sorry, Geezer, but my relationship advisor can’t be a single guy with a cat.

The ASPCA may have something to say about that.

 

[greengeezer]

Actually, I have a dragon. Can I have my job back?

 

[greengeezer]

 

[MichiganHerd]

Actually, I have a dragon. Can I have my job back?

Having a cat is one thing, and I'm okay with that, but not having luxury vinyl floors? Damn.

 

[greengeezer]

Having a cat is one thing, and I'm okay with that, but not having luxury vinyl floors? Damn.

First Rifle kicks me to the curb for being a single parent, now the flooring in my government subsidized housing doesn’t measure up. Elitists.

 

[herdfan06]

one thing's for sure, that $40K boat has brought me way more joy over the past 2 years than any damn potlicker ever could.

You have obviously never tried using peanut butter.

 

[herdfan06]

The ASPCA may have something to say about that.

At least you are still able to get it wet in your old age.

 

[WV-FAN]

I don’t count the area that you piss off of, because nobody wants to stand in your blood-stained urine.

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[herdfan06]

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Happy St. Patrick's Day.

 

[mlblack16.]

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Dude, when I see something funny, I keep it 💯 and give credit where it's due 🤣

 

[Archetype XLIV]

Dude, when I see something funny, I keep it 💯 and give credit where it's due 🤣

Never seen someone get up in their feelings over a like button like OP.

 

[riflearm2]

Never seen someone get up in their feelings over a like button like OP.

You’ve been castrated. Balls are in the freezer.

 

[mlblack16.]

Never seen someone get up in their feelings over a like button like OP.

Yes, any comment at Rifle that one of us dares to give a like to is (to his easily bruised ego) cause for retaliation.

Classic sign of insecurity, no doubt.

 

[riflearm2]

Yes, any comment at Rifle that one of us dares to give a like to is (to his easily bruised ego) cause for retaliation.

Classic sign of insecurity, no doubt.

Nope, moron. I call you out when you like an illogical post. And when I do that, instead of defending your like of something false, you all scatter like the cockroaches that you are.

Finally, after being mocked repeatedly, one of you will say “well, I knew it was a stupid post that I liked, but I did it to get a response from you. Hook, line, and sinker.”

So you’re purposely making yourself look stupid to get me to mock you for being stupid? Liars. You’re just too stupid to know what posts are bogus.

 

[greengeezer]

Classic sign of insecurity, no doubt.

Talk about insecurity. Try being an unemployed relationship specialist in his 70s.

 

[mlblack16.]

Talk about insecurity. Try being an unemployed relationship specialist in his 70s.

You're in your 70s; you're supposed to be unemployed.

 

[greengeezer]

You're in your 70s; you're supposed to be unemployed.

Seventy is the new 50. I was hoping that if I did a good job, Rifle would appoint me to sit on the board of one of his companies. Easy Street from then on.

Now that I have been dismissed, it is mac and cheese at the senior center.

 

[Archetype XLIV]

U was hoping that if I did a good job, Rifle would appoint me to sit on the board of one of his companies.

Oh man. The "message from the CEO" email would be pages long and the profile photo would be the first of its kind featuring the back of someone's head.