Today's brunch (though it is at 4 pm?) will be with the below girl. Based on everything I know about her, she is about as ethically bankrupt as they come. She's done a porn for $1 million, been arrested for assaulting a security guard at a Beverly Hills hotel, parades her daughter around everywhere, has been on a few MTV shows/CBS's Celebrity Big Brother, accepted a $520,000 residency at a strip club for four months, published multiple books that were basically about her sex life, and I'm sure plenty of other high-class accomplishments. It has led to her having over 2 million followers on Instagram.
She asked me to grab brunch (again, at 4 pm?) with her and then accompany her to an event she has to go to. And being the friendly guy that I am, especially to whores, I accepted. So what is my end goal with this one:
1) Treat her like the one time cum dumpster that she is
2) Get our own sex video and sell it for $250,000 to Vivid
3) Call my guys at TMZ to come film us walking into brunch while wearing my HerdNation shirt
4) Instigate a fight between her and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who will also be there, and make sure I am the only one who gets footage of it so that I can blackmail AOC during her future campaigns.
5) Pay her to finally help '06 get laid (by a female)
She asked me to grab brunch (again, at 4 pm?) with her and then accompany her to an event she has to go to. And being the friendly guy that I am, especially to whores, I accepted. So what is my end goal with this one:
1) Treat her like the one time cum dumpster that she is
2) Get our own sex video and sell it for $250,000 to Vivid
3) Call my guys at TMZ to come film us walking into brunch while wearing my HerdNation shirt
4) Instigate a fight between her and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who will also be there, and make sure I am the only one who gets footage of it so that I can blackmail AOC during her future campaigns.
5) Pay her to finally help '06 get laid (by a female)