Boob jobs started to become popular in the 80s and 90s. So most of those women who have had one or two sets are now in their 60s - 70s. And that's bad news. Why? Because big ol' titties catch a guy's attention before anything. So our eyes immediately are drawn to them, and only later do we take a split-second to take our eyes off of the jugs to make sure the owner of them isn't noticing us ogling her chesticles. And usually, that is fine. But when you notice the owner is actually a 60 - 70 year old, it's soul-crushing. It just happened to me.
I put my head down while watching the commoners parade past first-class, because I don't want to have to acknowledge them when they smile, give a head-nod, or ask for a picture. As my head was down, my peripheral vision caught some mammoth mammaries coming out of a girl's tank-top. After examining them for about 20 seconds, I then gave the split-second look at the face only to observe it was a 70 year old, over tanned, grandma looking castoff from probably the original season of Real Housewives. And I felt ashamed. Gross. Dirty. Sick to my stomach.
I think we need to propose legislation that would require women over a certain age to have their implants removed. It's only for our own sanity. It's something all men should be able to support.
I put my head down while watching the commoners parade past first-class, because I don't want to have to acknowledge them when they smile, give a head-nod, or ask for a picture. As my head was down, my peripheral vision caught some mammoth mammaries coming out of a girl's tank-top. After examining them for about 20 seconds, I then gave the split-second look at the face only to observe it was a 70 year old, over tanned, grandma looking castoff from probably the original season of Real Housewives. And I felt ashamed. Gross. Dirty. Sick to my stomach.
I think we need to propose legislation that would require women over a certain age to have their implants removed. It's only for our own sanity. It's something all men should be able to support.
