Which drunk story is better?

[ARandomHerdFan]

Option 1:

Missing drunk man finds himself

The man was unknowingly reported missing and accidentally joined his own search party.

www.nzherald.co.nz

Option 2:

ISP: Wife drunkenly crashes into husband's car while picking him up from his own drunk crash

A southern Indiana couple is facing charges after investigators said they were involved in separate crashes at the same location while driving under the influence.

www.wlky.com

 

[HerdandHokies]

Option 1. But both pale in comparison to Wade Boggs (RIP) transcontinental plane trip.

 

[MichiganHerd]

Definitely the drunk that located himself.

The deal with the southern Indiana couple happens pretty much 2-3 times a week.