Xenu Approved Holiday Catalogue

[SamSwimmer]

Too much negativity lately. There's a lot of talk on this board about Scientology so I thought I'd post a link the Xenu approved holiday catalogue. This way, if you happen to get one as your Secret Santa at work, you'll know what's approved merch. Just a note, Battlefield Earth did not make the cut. No word how Travolta is taking it (probably from behind.)

https://www.bridgepub.com/holiday-catalog-2023-fefddb863473/?

 

[extragreen]

 

[Rock98Dog]

Well one of those slides says Scientology is the only hope for man. Guess they don’t believe in the Holy Trinity. Is that right extra?

 

[SamSwimmer]

Well one of those slides says Scientology is the only hope for man. Guess they don’t believe in the Holy Trinity. Is that right extra?

This thread might have been an error on my part. I have been informed that unless you’re a scientologist above a certain level, it’s highly frowned upon to even acknowledge Xenu (I’m being 100% serious.) Just having Xenu in the title will prevent them from clicking on the thread, otherwise it’s an acknowledgement

 

[extragreen]

Well one of those slides says Scientology is the only hope for man. Guess they don’t believe in the Holy Trinity. Is that right extra?

Who is they?? And what difference does it make. Scientology is to be applied, not believed in. It's not a belief system. How many times does that fact have to be repeated on here.

 

[extragreen]

I have been informed that unless you’re a scientologist above a certain level, it’s highly frowned upon to even acknowledge Xenu

You've been misinformed about a lot of subjects.

 

[SamSwimmer]

Guys, my apologies, I think it's XEMU according to the author, science fiction writer L Ron Hubbard. Wanted to let anyone know in case they're filling out the card for the gift.

 

[extragreen]

Guys, my apologies, I think it's XEMU according to the author, science fiction writer L Ron Hubbard. Wanted to let anyone know in case they're filling out the card for the gift.

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[johns1124]

Guys, my apologies, I think it's XEMU according to the author, science fiction writer L Ron Hubbard. Wanted to let anyone know in case they're filling out the card for the gift.

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The funny part is sounds like the dude has been huffing on helium before he tells the story.

XENU from the council of mullock in the supreme muoola.

MFer just rambles on incoherently just like Biden.

Jesus Christ.. how ****ing stupid do you have to be to acknowledge this shit. Let alone hand them thousands of $$.

 

[SamSwimmer]

Jesus Christ.. how ****ing stupid do you have to be to acknowledge this shit. Let alone hand them thousands of $$.

“You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.” - L Ron Hubbard​

 

[extragreen]

The funny part is sounds like the dude has been huffing on helium before he tells the story.

XENU from the council of mullock in the supreme muoola.

MFer just rambles on incoherently just like Biden.

Jesus Christ.. how ****ing stupid do you have to be to acknowledge this shit. Let alone hand them thousands of $$.

You're an ignorant idiot talking about something you have no facts about.

 

[extragreen]

“You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.” - L Ron Hubbard​

You're an ignorant idiot talking about something you have no facts about.

 

[raleighherdfan]

Scientology is to be applied, not believed in. It's not a belief system.

A religion is a belief system.

 

[extragreen]

A religion is a belief system.

You're an idiot.

 

[SamSwimmer]

A religion is a belief system.

Of course it is. Their own site describes Scientology as "religion in its highest meaning." There's a link on their site called "Scientology Beliefs."

https://www.scientology.org/what-is-scientology.html

 

[extragreen]

Of course it is. Their own site describes Scientology as "religion in its highest meaning." There's a link on their site called "Scientology Beliefs."
https://www.scientology.org/what-is-scientology.html

Another idiot.^^^

 

[WVUSerg]

Developed by L. Ron Hubbard, Scientology is a religion that offers a precise path leading to a complete and certain understanding of one’s true spiritual nature and one’s relationship to self, family, groups, Mankind, all life forms, the material universe, the spiritual universe and the Supreme Being.

 

[SamSwimmer]

By the way, definitely don't give your Secret Xenu/Xemu a copy of Battlefield Earth. I thought the merch catalogue might have made an oversite by not including it this year. Turns out, not even Scientology wants anything to do with a crazy space tale of aliens, enslaved humans, & evil psychiatrist overlords.

 

[extragreen]

Here ya go, morons.

"In Scientology no one is asked to accept anything as belief or on faith. That which is true for you is what you have observed to be true. An individual discovers for himself that Scientology works by personally applying its principles and observing or experiencing results."

Official Church of Scientology: Religion Definition, L. Ron Hubbard, Spiritual Being, Religious Beliefs

What is Scientology? Read the definition of the Scientology religion, its religious philosophy written by founder L. Ron Hubbard, and what Scientologists believe, such as man is a spiritual being, and that anyone can attain freedom through spiritual awareness and growth.

www.scientology.org

 

[WVUSerg]

Here ya go, morons.

"In Scientology no one is asked to accept anything as belief or on faith. That which is true for you is what you have observed to be true. An individual discovers for himself that Scientology works by personally applying its principles and observing or experiencing results."

Official Church of Scientology: Religion Definition, L. Ron Hubbard, Spiritual Being, Religious Beliefs

What is Scientology? Read the definition of the Scientology religion, its religious philosophy written by founder L. Ron Hubbard, and what Scientologists believe, such as man is a spiritual being, and that anyone can attain freedom through spiritual awareness and growth.

www.scientology.org

But it is a religion

 

[ThunderCat98]

We should all kick in and buy Greed a set of cans for Christmas. That way he can stop throwing all his money away and go back to paying for his own healthcare.

 

[i am herdman]

On one hand , greed told us he would do what Jesus did and not strike back if someone had him by the neck. But, yet he partook in scientology. Would Jesus do that?

Turn the other cheek and then read the cans.

 

[extragreen]

But it is a religion

Absolutely. You should try some religion.

 

[extragreen]

We should all kick in and buy Greed a set of cans for Christmas. That way he can stop throwing all his money away and go back to paying for his own healthcare.

Please do. I'd like the silver Mark Ultra VIII. You idiot.

 

[extragreen]

On one hand , greed told us he would do what Jesus did and not strike back if someone had him by the neck. But, yet he partook in scientology. Would Jesus do that?

Turn the other cheek and then read the cans.

You're an absolutely pitiful example of a "human" being, and you can't stop lying.

 

[i am herdman]

You're an absolutely pitiful example of a "human" being, and you can't stop lying.

Deflection. That is what you did.

 

[extragreen]

Deflection. That is what you did.

i am herdman said:
On one hand , greed told us he would do what Jesus did and not strike back if someone had him by the neck. But, yet he partook in scientology. Would Jesus do that?

Turn the other cheek and then read the cans.

Perma ban bet that there is a lie in the bold letter words. Take the bet you lying coward oath breaker.

 

[raleighherdfan]

Scientology works by personally applying its principles

Do you "believe" the principles of this religion worked for you?

 

[i am herdman]

i am herdman said:
On one hand , greed told us he would do what Jesus did and not strike back if someone had him by the neck. But, yet he partook in scientology. Would Jesus do that?

Turn the other cheek and then read the cans.

Perma ban bet that there is a lie in the bold letter words. Take the bet you lying coward oath breaker.

No, you cultist(probably really a sucker who paid for the stuff) hypocrite.

They point is you said you wouldn't want to do anything if someone had you by the neck because Jesus would not. As you stated , you would want to do what Jesus would do. You were lecturing us and showing your hypocritcal nature by saying you would want to do what Jesus would do. Yet, you visited a cult. Would Jesus do that? Hypocrite.

 

[extragreen]

Do you "believe" the principles of this religion worked for you?

No. You idiot. I KNOW they did.

 

[i am herdman]

No. You idiot. I KNOW they did.

did you get a happy ending?

 

[extragreen]

No, you cultist(probably really a sucker who paid for the stuff) hypocrite.

Like I said. You're a coward and liar. oath breaker.

Yet, you visited a cult.

Christianity began as a cult. You lying idiot.

Would Jesus do that?

He started a cult. You lying idiot.

Hypocrite.

You lying idiot.

 

[extragreen]

did you get a happy ending?

You're a lying idiot. oath breaker.

 

[i am herdman]

Like I said. You're a coward and liar. oath breaker.


Christianity began as a cult. You lying idiot.

He started a cult. You lying idiot.

You lying idiot.

So you are comparing Christ and Christianity to Scientology? Okkkkk....

The point is you lecture everyone else on Christianity and then talk about going to that crap.

 

[extragreen]

So you are comparing Christ and Christianity to Scientology? Okkkkk....

No. I'm showing you to be the lying idiot you really are.

The point is you lecture everyone else on Christianity and then talk about going to that crap.

Half of you being a lying idiot is that you're an idiot.

 

[i am herdman]

No. I'm showing you to be the lying idiot you really are.

Half of you being a lying idiot is that you're an idiot.

Deflection. NIce try, deflector.

 

[extragreen]

Deflection. NIce try, deflector.

No deflection, you lying idiot. You're proving you know next to nothing about any religion, like almost all other subjects that you know next to nothing about.

 

[Archetype XLIV]

Who is they?? And what difference does it make. Scientology is to be applied, not believed in. It's not a belief system. How many times does that fact have to be repeated on here.

Is your avatar Xenu getting ready to massacre your space alien past-relatives with thermonuclear weapons? Like, the dragon is symbolic of this?

 

[WVUSerg]

Absolutely. You should try some religion.

Don't need religion. I'll just follow Christ.

 

[extragreen]

Is your avatar Xenu getting ready to massacre your space alien past-relatives with thermonuclear weapons? Like, the dragon is symbolic of this?

The sole reason for the dragon avatar is for idiots like you to ask questions about. 'grats. You're the first idiot to ask.