Out of the last 49 threads you morons have started, 10 of them have been about me. And that is with an historical event having taken place yesterday, which resulted in more threads being started than a usual day's activity.
In other words, you morons are starting threads about me more often than every fifth thread.
I have built this forum to last long and prosper far after my time ends, but considering I am the undisputed star of this board, the leader, the main attraction, on the top of the marquee, the person who everybody is obsessed with, the chief instigator, the A-lister . . . I am not sure this board can continue to be nearly as successful after I leave. I think you all need to stop thinking about me so much, which naturally, will lead to fewer threads started about me.