I just stumbled across this and immediately thought of you. This would be a wonderful addition to your property portfolio and give you a small investment in the State you love.
This lovely two bedroom, one bath home just came on the market for a reasonable $15,000. You can see that not only does it have roof shingles on one side, it also boasts two toned siding, fenced in yard, a single large tree, and blinders in the windows. The previous owners overdosed on drugs and the house has been shut up for years. I’m sure the inside is in pristine condition.
I remember once talking to the young guy who lived there. He told me the house was built on the ground and the floor had rotted away in several rooms. He also said the bath was about to cave in. I’m sure these minor annoyances have been semi corrected.
I have saved the best part of this deal for last. You would only be about a quarter mile from where I live. With your way of judging distance, we would practically be next door neighbors. When you fly in for a stay at your new property (airport 25 miles away), I could help you with repairs.
We could even have lunch at my house. I don’t have all that fanny stuff you eat like whale sperm, Mediterranean raisins, and imitation quail soy, and it is doubtful Kroger carries that. I could call up my good buddy Jim Justice to see if he stocks those necessities at The Greenbrier.
Let me know if you are interested. I get my SS check in about ten days and it will be almost enough for me to put in a down payment for you. Don’t wait too long. Rumor has it that a neurosurgeon and his wife were looking over the place only yesterday. Those naive out of staters will buy anything.
Oh, one last thing. In the spring, the large freight truck that delivered my sauna caught the low hanging cable and power wires leading to the house and ripped them off the outside wall. You will be off grid until you have that reinstalled.