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A Harelip Joke

wvkeeper(HN)

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Feb 4, 2007
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A man named Mark is walking through some spooky woods late at night. Suddenly he hears a distant, soft "Mark" called out behind him. He steps up his pace, a little alarmed. He hears "Mark" again, only this time much closer. Now greatly frightened, he takes off on a dead run, only to hear "Mark, Mark" right behind him.



He turns to face whatever the creature is, and sees a dog with a harelip.
 
I thought a "harelip" would refer to a rabbit, but that's more funny than a hair lip joke
 
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