Back to Amish Land tomorrow for a full weekend

[MichiganHerd]

Shipshewana this time, and secured a cabin with a really nice front porch, with a swing.

I'm still hoping to have sex with an Amish woman, but I'm getting close to running out of time. Gave my wife $600.00 spending money, so that leaves me about a 20 minute window to get a little. I bet that bush will need a bush hog to run through it before I can find it.

 

[WV-FAN]

i figure you'd stand a good shot with this one . . .

 

[MichiganHerd]

Not bad, but I'm thinking of something along the lines of this:

 

[i am herdman]

 

[herdfan06]

Is she Amish or Mennonite?

 

[i am herdman]

Is she Amish or Mennonite?

pecker wont know the difference

 

[riflearm2]

I did tell you all about the former Amish girl who I almost hired, right?

 

[i am herdman]

I did tell you all about the former Amish girl who I almost hired, right?

no ... go on

 

[riflearm2]

no ... go on

It's pretty pointless without pictures. Unfortunately, due to the stalkers on here, it's not wise for me to post the pictures.

 

[i am herdman]

It's pretty pointless without pictures. Unfortunately, due to the stalkers on here, it's not wise for me to post the pictures.

dang, people have to ruin everything.

 

[MichiganHerd]

I'm so wasted, I just asked an Amish lady to take off her panties, and she obliged. I'm not a zookeeper, but I'm positive I saw a koala beer run down her leg.

 

[herdfan06]

Rumspringa

 

[i am herdman]

I'm so wasted, I just asked an Amish lady to take off her panties, and she obliged. I'm not a zookeeper, but I'm positive I saw a koala beer run down her leg.

Don King's Hair

 

[Sistersville111]

Mrs sasquatch

 

[WV-FAN]

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