I’m staying at the Ritz Chicago (because ya’ know, rich). On the same block are movie theaters. And in those theaters is a movie that is playing on most screens: Barbie. And in the seats in those theaters is a bunch of 20-35 year old dumb bitches who are dressing in pink everything and pretending they are Barbie. And those dumb bitches in pink are everywhere around the neighborhood.
Listen, bitch: Barbie wasn’t 180 lbs., nor did she have the face of an anteater. Barbie was hot with a kickass body who didn’t wear panties. I don’t dress up as Ron Jeremy or Al Pacino when I watch movies, and you shouldn’t try dressing like the main character either. You’re not her. Stop trying to be like her. Just sit your fatass down in a seat and enjoy the movie.
*for the few of you who don’t live in a podunk, shithole town that actually has some hot slvts, these theaters are full of only females, so the Pee-Wee Herman theater treatment is a great opportunity. I wanted to take a few back to the hotel suite a few doors down, but I’m not sure what the rate is these days for 25 year old orgies. Michigan, how much do you pay the Western Mich girls?
Listen, bitch: Barbie wasn’t 180 lbs., nor did she have the face of an anteater. Barbie was hot with a kickass body who didn’t wear panties. I don’t dress up as Ron Jeremy or Al Pacino when I watch movies, and you shouldn’t try dressing like the main character either. You’re not her. Stop trying to be like her. Just sit your fatass down in a seat and enjoy the movie.
*for the few of you who don’t live in a podunk, shithole town that actually has some hot slvts, these theaters are full of only females, so the Pee-Wee Herman theater treatment is a great opportunity. I wanted to take a few back to the hotel suite a few doors down, but I’m not sure what the rate is these days for 25 year old orgies. Michigan, how much do you pay the Western Mich girls?