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Don’t ever question a dogs loyalty:

Greed is like a Mississippi Leg Hound

If the mood catches him right, he’ll grab your leg, and just go to town. You don’t want him around if you’re wearing short pants if you know what I mean. A word of warning though: If he does lay into you, it’s best to just let him finish.
 
I live rent free in conservative heads. Until I occupy them they are spacious and empty.
 
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