Geezer, Your Thoughts?

[riflearm2]

So this smokeshow matches me and sends me a message on bumble. As you can see, her name is Asia. This is my response to her. Do you think I have a chance? Isn’t it amazing that a guy as charming as I am is single?

 

[greengeezer]

Once you tell her you carry an 8.5 rating from Kate Upton, I don’t see how she can resist.

 

[riflearm2]

Geeze, I just saw a smokeshow working in the lobby. She is a college professor at an east coast university who is here for a conference. I introduced myself and sat down across from her. She can’t go to the game tonight due to having to lead a conference this afternoon and then eat with the attendees, but she wants to meet up after.

How do I dress around a college professor? Her instagram said she is a fitness geek, and she has a rack with a great ass and great eyes. Should I dress more business casual since she is a professor or more athletic since she claims to be a “fitness geek”?

 

[ThunderCat98]

Geeze, I just saw a smokeshow working in the lobby. She is a college professor at an east coast university who is here for a conference. I introduced myself and sat down across from her. She can’t go to the game tonight due to having to lead a conference this afternoon and then eat with the attendees, but she wants to meet up after.

How do I dress around a college professor? Her instagram said she is a fitness geek, and she has a rack with a great ass and great eyes. Should I dress more business casual since she is a professor or more athletic since she claims to be a “fitness geek”?

I would go with a romper.

 

[greengeezer]

Geeze, I just saw a smokeshow working in the lobby. She is a college professor at an east coast university who is here for a conference. I introduced myself and sat down across from her. She can’t go to the game tonight due to having to lead a conference this afternoon and then eat with the attendees, but she wants to meet up after.

How do I dress around a college professor? Her instagram said she is a fitness geek, and she has a rack with a great ass and great eyes. Should I dress more business casual since she is a professor or more athletic since she claims to be a “fitness geek”?

I would go with the casual. She would have been around academic eggheads all day and would appreciate the lack of formality. I know back when I had a thing for my Marshall French teacher, I would always show up for my evaluations in casual attire.

I remember one meeting with her when she smiled and said with a sigh, “Ah, Monsierur Geezer ( my name wasn’t Geezer back then, but you get the point), you are . . . how do I say . . . the rebel.

Of course there is something to be said for showing up a little more upscale. I know I was smitten with my psychiatrist, but she was happily married so I came to sessions in coat and tie. You know they really do have couches, but she said it was fine for me to sit in an armchair. I always tried to keep my focus on some object in the room when we were talking. Seldom made eye contact. Those people are highly trained and I didn’t want her to know what I was really thinking.

Been a while since my last social encounter. I believe I wore a madras shirt, Dockers, and loafers. We ate Chinese.

Right now, I’m in muddy jeans and a golf shirt. Spent most of the day sawing down a dead tree and replacing it with a new one. Dirty, tired and probably not the best judge of urban fashion. I’d ask Dr Carl. I imagine him to be a spiffy dresser.

 

[riflearm2]

I would go with the casual. She would have been around academic eggheads all day and would appreciate the lack of formality. I know back when I had a thing for my Marshall French teacher, I would always show up for my evaluations in casual attire.

I remember one meeting with her when she smiled and said with a sigh, “Ah, Monsierur Geezer ( my name wasn’t Geezer back then, but you get the point), you are . . . how do I say . . . the rebel.

Of course there is something to be said for showing up a little more upscale. I know I was smitten with my psychiatrist, but she was happily married so I came to secessions in coat and tie. You know they really do have couches, but she said it was fine for me to sit in an armchair. I always tried to keep my focus on some object in the room when we were talking. Seldom made eye contact. Those people are highly trained and I didn’t want her to know what I was really thinking.

Been a while since my last social encounter. I believe I wore a madras shirt, Dockers, and loafers. We ate Chinese.

Right now, I’m in muddy jeans and a golf shirt. Spent most of the day sawing down a dead tree and replacing it with a new one. Dirty, tired and probably not the best judge of urban fashion. I’d ask Dr Carl. I imagine him to be a spiffy dresser.

Now I’m really confused. First, you said casual. Then, you said there is value in dressing upscale. You finished with saying that I should dress like a gardener.

 

[greengeezer]

Now I’m really confused. First, you said casual. Then, you said there is value in dressing upscale. You finished with saying that I should dress like a gardener.

I had a stressful day. Gardener would be good. Gives you substance.

 

[MichiganHerd]

I doubt whatever you wear really matters, as long as you have Max Scherzer handle your bag for you.

 

[muthed]

As worldly as rifle is, I'm surprised that he would be asking us morons for advice on fashion. But I'd go with what Cat98 said. ROMPER.

 

[riflearm2]

As worldly as rifle is, I'm surprised that he would be asking us morons for advice on fashion. But I'd go with what Cat98 said. ROMPER.

I wasn't asking you "morons." I asked Geezer, who is not a moron.

Do you see why I call you guys "morons"? You can't even master basic reading comprehension and then waste my time and the board's bandwidth by making claims that I was asking you morons for fashion advice.