Happy Friday the 13th

[MichiganHerd]

Better known today as national jihadist day, so a couple posters here are having a really great day. I won't name them, but we know who they are.

Just went through TSA security and forgot to remove my belt, so one of the agents had to give me a decent rub down. Went to the first bathroom I saw and noticed a wet spot on my underwear. I will never remove my belt again moving forward.

Hoping I don't have to sit beside Muhammad on the plane. Planning to nap on the way to O'Hara, but won't be able to if there's a rag on the plane. Probably more dangerous walking around the Chicago Airport though.

 

[herdfan06]

Better known today as national jihadist day, so a couple posters here are having a really great day. I won't name them, but we know who they are.

Just went through TSA security and forgot to remove my belt, so one of the agents had to give me a decent rub down. Went to the first bathroom I saw and noticed a wet spot on my underwear. I will never remove my belt again moving forward.

Hoping I don't have to sit beside Muhammad on the plane. Planning to nap on the way to O'Hara, but won't be able to if there's a rag on the plane. Probably more dangerous walking around the Chicago Airport though.

You do not have Pre?

 

[i am herdman]

You do not have Pre?

He said he had a wet spot in his underwear.

 

[GeauxHerd]

Better known today as national jihadist day, so a couple posters here are having a really great day. I won't name them, but we know who they are.

Just went through TSA security and forgot to remove my belt, so one of the agents had to give me a decent rub down. Went to the first bathroom I saw and noticed a wet spot on my underwear. I will never remove my belt again moving forward.

Hoping I don't have to sit beside Muhammad on the plane. Planning to nap on the way to O'Hara, but won't be able to if there's a rag on the plane. Probably more dangerous walking around the Chicago Airport though.

What was his name? The tsa agent who rubbed you down

 

[herdfan06]

What was his name? The tsa agent who rubbed you down

I am sure his name has not changed. Maybe he relocated from Denver and lowered his standards.

Two TSA Officers Fired for Scheme to Grope Attractive Men at Denver Airport

The male screener would give a signal to a female employee when a male passenger arrived that he thought was attractive.

www.nbcnews.com