herdman is right about these snobby accents

[MichiganHerd]

I decided to ID this stuff myself last night listening to this chick bitching while I was trying to relax on the porch.

M-Herd do this, M-Herd get up and take out the trash, M-Herd add whatever you need from the store on the Alexa app, M-Herd don't forget to fix the toilet tomorrow.

Pegged it immediately as an Indiana accent belonging to my old lady.

 

[greengeezer]

M-Herd don't forget to fix the toilet

It probably gets a workout from all the cases of beer you buy (unless you’re still using the front porch), so Im guessing the handle wore out. Or maybe the flapper valve has developed a slow leak. Women seem to have the ability to hear a drip at night from 25 yards away.

Good thing you can fix it yourself and save the plumber’s bill. I believe someone told me we had a plumber in this little town years ago, but since everyone here fixes his own stuff, it couldn’t have been much of a business.

 

[MichiganHerd]

Good thing you can fix it yourself and save the plumber’s bill. I believe someone told me we had a plumber in this little town years ago, but since everyone here fixes his own stuff, it couldn’t have been much of a bubusiness.

I could insert a rifle joke here, but I refuse to kick a man while he's down.

 

[greengeezer]

I could insert a rifle joke here, but I refuse to kick a man while he's down.

Rocket science.

 

[riflearm2]

I could insert a rifle joke here, but I refuse to kick a man while he's down.

Rocket science.

I could get my own groceries, but I don't. I could wash and detail my own car, but I don't. I could groom my pets, but I don't. I could take care of my greenery outside, but I don't. I could clean my place, but I don't (sometimes I do). I could jerk my own dick, but I don't. I could host/arrange/get food for my own parties, but I don't. I could get my own meals, but I don't. I could drive myself, but I don't. I could hang my own televisions and pictures, but I don't.

There are lot of things my neighbors and I could do, but we don't, because ya' know, wealthy. So we have other people do them. That includes plumbing work.

 

[riflearm2]

Pegged it immediately as an Indiana accent belonging to my old lady.

That's not Indiana. It's Guatemala.

 

[greengeezer]

There are lot of things my neighbors and I could do, but we don't, because ya' know, wealthy. So we have other people do them. That includes plumbing work.

I enjoy ribbing you about your inability to try do-it-yourself tasks. You could easily do the same thing to me with anything that has to do with finance. When you guys talk money, all I hear is “blah, blah, blah. . . .” I just tell my banker to take care of it.

 

[i am herdman]

I could get my own groceries, but I don't. I could wash and detail my own car, but I don't. I could groom my pets, but I don't. I could take care of my greenery outside, but I don't. I could clean my place, but I don't (sometimes I do). I could jerk my own dick, but I don't. I could host/arrange/get food for my own parties, but I don't. I could get my own meals, but I don't. I could drive myself, but I don't. I could hang my own televisions and pictures, but I don't.

There are lot of things my neighbors and I could do, but we don't, because ya' know, wealthy. So we have other people do them. That includes plumbing work.

Do you live in an assisted living facility?