. . . that it didn’t matter if I was 17, 22, 27, 32, 37, or 44. I have always been an extremely good-looking mother fvcker with get-the-attention-of-the-entire-room sex appeal. And this is with my shirt on. It’s even more irresistible when it comes off. It’s as much of a curse as it is a blessing.
I remember what the mothers of the friends of my high school girlfriend would say to her about me . . . and how those mothers would look at me when they would see me around.
It’s amazing that my female teachers and professors would even concentrate enough to lead a class with me in it.
The last picture, I posted on an Instagram story when I was in Tokyo. My inbox blew up from hot 20 and 30 year olds. The number of heart emoticons I received from it slowed my phone down for the next eight hours.
If reincarnation is real, I hope you ugly mother fvckers get to come back and experience a day or two of what this is like. Walking through airports, I accidentally lock eyes with somebody, and they’re staring at me giving me “come fvck me” eyes. When people travel with me, they routinely say “wow, what was that about” when they notice it. I have to play dumb and act like it doesn’t happen constantly.
I remember what the mothers of the friends of my high school girlfriend would say to her about me . . . and how those mothers would look at me when they would see me around.
It’s amazing that my female teachers and professors would even concentrate enough to lead a class with me in it.
The last picture, I posted on an Instagram story when I was in Tokyo. My inbox blew up from hot 20 and 30 year olds. The number of heart emoticons I received from it slowed my phone down for the next eight hours.
If reincarnation is real, I hope you ugly mother fvckers get to come back and experience a day or two of what this is like. Walking through airports, I accidentally lock eyes with somebody, and they’re staring at me giving me “come fvck me” eyes. When people travel with me, they routinely say “wow, what was that about” when they notice it. I have to play dumb and act like it doesn’t happen constantly.