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I am off to a good start today.

i am herdman

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I stepped in dog shit this morning. Fresh dog shit with leaves all mixed in. In my own yard. Had the blower out blowing some damn leaves and and wondered while a pile of leaves were sticking to my New Balance yard shoes.

Oh and don't make a comment in on-line meeting when they ask has everyone voted. Apparently, saying I voted early and am worried I only have 10,000 rounds of ammo is cause for someone to mute you. Nobody has a sense of humor anymore.
 
Nothing the GeoExplorer 2008 Series can’t take care of.

Had dinner with the fit-model a few nights ago. She asked if I like dogs. I confirmed I did, but that I despised dog owners.

She looked at me like Nick Goff of Huntington does when a black person knocks on the door of his $320k house.
 
Nothing the GeoExplorer 2008 Series can’t take care of.

Had dinner with the fit-model a few nights ago. She asked if I like dogs. I confirmed I did, but that I despised dog owners.

She looked at me like Nick Goff of Huntington does when a black person knocks on the door of his $320k house.
Don't you have a black butler? I have seem to have a connection with the black ladies. I don't know what it is. I think if I ran for office, I could get 50% of the black female vote.
 
I stepped in dog shit this morning. Fresh dog shit with leaves all mixed in. In my own yard. Had the blower out blowing some damn leaves and and wondered while a pile of leaves were sticking to my New Balance yard shoes.

Oh and don't make a comment in on-line meeting when they ask has everyone voted. Apparently, saying I voted early and am worried I only have 10,000 rounds of ammo is cause for someone to mute you. Nobody has a sense of humor anymore.
Tonight will make it all better when Trump wins.
 
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