I went to a Marshall game and a WVU fandom broke out! With the expansion of beer sales, the drunks are out in full force. Previously limited to the Big Green room, it is now allowed into the Chairbacks. This brings with it contrasting outcomes. One, non stop talking and obnoxious behavioure. On the other hand there is enthusiasm never before witnessed in the Joan. For families who bring children, the experience is just slightly better than being around the idiots in Morgantown. So as the athletic department attempts to raise income to offset the abysmal new TV contract by expanding beer sales, Marshall, in order to not alienate the family atmosphere to which we are accustomed, must now create family friendly sections of the stadium while not relegating those affluent fans to the hinterlands. Tough job. The solution, of course, is to reconfigure the stadium so as to accommodate both goals. Here is what needs to be done. Remove the upper rows in the south end zone. Place a covered or sunscreen material overhead. Replace the seats with a platform with high, event bar-style standing tables. Limit access to those over 21. Then the game becomes a backdrop to a bar/club scene where 21 to 35 year oldslike to hang out. This brings a new, hipper dimension to the game and attracts a younger crowd, desperately absent from our fan base. This will hopefully "lure" the more obnoxious drunks to that area and their drunken enthusiasm can shine through. In summary, limit the beer access to the Chairbacks and the entire south end zone. Next up, "Why the Akron loss is the perfect example as to why we should never, ever play MAC schools."