Reading the thread title, I thought you might have been describing your dick after a wild weekend.
Dude, that is a fvcking book. Sorry, maybe one day when I get really bored I'll come back and read it.
It doesn't sound "real mean." It sounds exactly what I said it is: tells women to be obedient and subservient to men. It tells men to be obedient and subservient to your god. It places men in a higher authoritative position than women, which you have admitted by claiming that churches who allow women to be pastors are out of line.
And you claim to be Christian while supporting an atheist in the act of mocking Christianity.
Nice work, L.R.H.
I support and defend truth, regardless who it comes from
Yet you ignore the discrepancies throughout the New TestamentI support and defend truth, regardless who it comes from. You should try it.
Then you are saying Rifle was correct in his assumptions regarding Christianity. Gotcha.
Yet you ignore the discrepancies throughout the New Testament
There are and you make yourself look even dumber by not acknowledging them.There are no discrepancies in the Bible, New or Old Testaments.
There are and you make yourself look even dumber by not acknowledging them.
You can repeat that until the cows come home, and it still won't be true. If you think you see discrepancies between 2 verses, you can be certain that you don't understand either one or both of those verses. Once again, there are no discrepancies in the Bible. You have simply not attempted to follow at least one (I suspect most if not all) of the commandments in the Bible, particularly this one....
15 Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.
Until you become a true Christian, and do what that verse above says, you will not have much understanding of God's word.
How the hell can someone understand those words? It took me four or five years to get a grip on what my buddy Sistersville was typing out.Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.
Nothing in the Old Testament falls under Christianity. Christianity didn't start until Christ started teaching.
Then you are saying Rifle was correct in his assumptions regarding Christianity. Gotcha.
1. Verily I say unto you, Xenu gathered his psychiatrists, and called unto all the people to be taxed. 2. When they arrived, Xenu and the evil psychiatrists froze them with alcohol and glycol, and stole their souls as if they were the money of cult members. 3. Xenu called forth his flaming sky chariots, of the model DC-8, and flew their lost souls to planet of Teegeeack, which Xenu then called Earth, and all was well. 4. As a Wayne Countian layeth with a sheep, Xenu laid the souls of the multitudes around the base of mountains of fire. 5. Xenu then nuked the motherfvckers.
xenu has alcohol that'll freeze ya and christianity has weed that'll stone ya to death.1. Verily I say unto you, Xenu gathered his psychiatrists, and called unto all the people to be taxed. 2. When they arrived, Xenu and the evil psychiatrists froze them with alcohol and glycol, and stole their souls as if they were the money of cult members. 3. Xenu called forth his flaming sky chariots, of the model DC-8, and flew their lost souls to planet of Teegeeack, which Xenu then called Earth, and all was well. 4. As a Wayne Countian layeth with a sheep, Xenu laid the souls of the multitudes around the base of mountains of fire. 5. Xenu then nuked the motherfvckers.
Says the guy that had to go find a second religion to help him.
How the hell can someone understand those words? It took me four or five years to get a grip on what my buddy Sistersville was typing out.
Until you become a true Christian, and do what that verse above says, you will not have much understanding of God's word.
I know you did, but how can you be believed? Every time your lips move, you lie. Told you that a few weeks back.I already explained it....
Yeah I’m not the one burying my head in the sand with regards to biblical discrepancies. It’s ok to acknowledge the exists. that doesn’t diminish your beliefs any.You're free to continue being stupid.
I know you did, but how can you be believed? Every time your lips move, you lie. Told you that a few weeks back.
Thank god we can ignore the Ten Commandments since it was in the O.T. See how foolish your claim is?
1. Verily I say unto you, Xenu gathered his psychiatrists, and called unto all the people to be taxed. 2. When they arrived, Xenu and the evil psychiatrists froze them with alcohol and glycol, and stole their souls as if they were the money of cult members. 3. Xenu called forth his flaming sky chariots, of the model DC-8, and flew their lost souls to planet of Teegeeack, which Xenu then called Earth, and all was well. 4. As a Wayne Countian layeth with a sheep, Xenu laid the souls of the multitudes around the base of mountains of fire. 5. Xenu then nuked the motherfvckers.
Where in the New Testament does it say you can have 2 religions?Yes, you most certainly can. Everything the Old Testament said has been fulfilled, and is no longer in effect. The Old Testament was a covenant between God and man and can simply be regarded as true history. Period. We now live under the New Covenant which is contained in the New Testament, and it's teachings and obedience to them is the ONLY thing available to mankind for salvation.
Yeah I’m not the one burying my head in the sand with regards to biblical discrepancies. It’s ok to acknowledge the exists. that doesn’t diminish your beliefs any.
Where in the New Testament does it say you can have 2 religions?
Already suffered those results this past weekend, when my wife accidentally knocked over my recently poured pint of beer.You don't have to believe me, but there will be catastrophic results if you don't believe the Bible.
Already suffered those results this past weekend
1. Verily I say unto you, Xenu gathered his psychiatrists, and called unto all the people to be taxed. 2. When they arrived, Xenu and the evil psychiatrists froze them with alcohol and glycol, and stole their souls as if they were the money of cult members. 3. Xenu called forth his flaming sky chariots, of the model DC-8, and flew their lost souls to planet of Teegeeack, which Xenu then called Earth, and all was well. 4. As a Wayne Countian layeth with a sheep, Xenu laid the souls of the multitudes around the base of mountains of fire. 5. Xenu then nuked the motherfvckers.
ahhhh, so that explains why you think it's okay to have 2 gods. and it also explains why you support thievery plus why you think it's okay to lie and why michjackass thinks it's okay to fvck his neighbors wife.Yes, you most certainly can. Everything the Old Testament said has been fulfilled, and is no longer in effect. The Old Testament was a covenant between God and man and can simply be regarded as true history. Period. We now live under the New Covenant which is contained in the New Testament, and it's teachings and obedience to them is the ONLY thing available to mankind for salvation.
ahhhh, so that explains why you think it's okay to have 2 gods. and it also explains why you support thievery plus why you think it's okay to lie and why michjackass thinks it's okay to fvck his neighbors wife.
I only saw the part where It clearly stated thou shall not coveth thy neighbor. Never read where it mentioned anything about not being able to bury the bone.and why michjackass thinks it's okay to fvck his neighbors wife.
nah? so you think it's wrong that you have 2 gods, that you're a liar, and that stealing from the rich and giving to the poor really is wrong?Nah, it's just that you're a lying idiot. Nothing more.
nah? so you think it's wrong that you have 2 gods, that you're a liar, and that stealing from the rich and giving to the poor really is wrong?
There is no god of scientology, moron.
I don't lie.
hilarious that a religion has a cartoon superpower as their god. even better, there's actually grown ass men who believe in said religion and the "Dictator of the Galactic Confederacy". can't make this shit up.
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oh, and you are a liar, xenu's boy. the above proves it . . . along with, as michjackass put it, you moving your lips.
^^^this is the drivel you get when the person posting knows nearly nothing about either the scientology or Christian religion.