I know pure BS when I see and hear it. Your deacons at the church would not approve.
No you don't. You're a complete moron. I don't serve deacons, infidel, I serve God.
I know pure BS when I see and hear it. Your deacons at the church would not approve.
Well, my guess is he doesn't approve either. I don't speak for God, like you try to sometimes, but my theory is the BOSS does not approve.No you don't. You're a complete moron. I don't serve deacons, infidel, I serve God.
HAHAHAHAHHAHhhh. You discover a past life through coaching but then you can just ignore it. Scientology really is like a pick your own story religion.
Well, my guess
Well, I am not falling for that Scientology stuff. Money grab and made up.That's the closest you've come to the truth since you've been on the board.
Yes, both can be true, idiot. Scientology is a body of discoveries. Let's use the "past lives" as an example. During auditing, people will experience incidents they know didn't happen in their current life. This was not invented, it was discovered. The attempt to explain the phenomena is "past lives." No one has to believe those incidents exist before experiencing them, and no one has to believe they are the result of a past life. You see how that works, moron.
Your deacons at the church would not approve.
2 words....pill head ^^^
Well, I am not falling for that Scientology stuff. Money grab and made up.
I swear I should go get a free session on the cans....and video it. I bet it would be a hoot to play here.
If you consider someone asking you questions and you answering to be a hoot, then yeah.
You sure anything they do is for free? I'm thinking you'll need to start a gofundme page before you join the cult, even if for a single session.I swear I should go get a free session on the cans....and video it. I bet it would be a hoot to play here.
You sure anything they do is for free? I'm thinking you'll need to start a gofundme page before you join the cult, even if for a single session.
For someone who knows it's bullshit, yeah it would be a hoot. For you, it is finding salvation.
You sure anything they do is for free? I'm thinking you'll need to start a gofundme page before you join the cult, even if for a single session.
I've heard the first one you try is free. The same policy as crack dealers.
They don't accept pill heads for auditing.
Now you say they won't give me the answer?
I've heard the first one you try is free. The same policy as crack dealers.
No, they won't, as long as you're a pill head. And we all know that you're addicted to your little pills by now. You've made your bed, now wallow in it.
Get real. As long as someone is willing to pay to play, Scientology will gladly accept any new suckas, I mean "members."
You just have to take some vitamins and go to a sauna then you’re good as gold to get cannedThat's odd, you've spent a good deal of time here calling me a pill-head and telling me psychiatric medicine is fake and Scientology is the answer. I remember when you were trying to get me on the cans (I have to admit, that is better than you trying to get me in the can). Now you say they won't give me the answer? Or are you just a liar and moron, like you call everyone else?Who am I kidding, we know you are a liar and a moron.
You just have to take some vitamins and go to a sauna then you’re good as gold to get canned
Except for antibiotics or other medical drugs prescribed by a physician, no. All other drugs including recreational street drugs and psychiatric mind-altering drugs, are forbidden.
https://www.scientology.org/faq/sci...ort-of-drugs-when-you-are-in-scientology.html
Not IN Scientology, you jackass.
I want my first free reading you pricks use to offer
I wonder if they can guess my personality
"If a person has a medical or dental condition requiring treatment that includes taking some medical drug other than antibiotics, they should inform the appropriate staff member and consult their doctor or dentist."
So if someone needs high blood pressure meds, insulin, or an anti-viral, they need to inform Scientology staff. Nah, not a cult at all. Fvcking weirdos.
"the real reasons for these unwanted conditions..."
Xenu, Thetan shit, past lives....
"The real answer is to handle the source of one’s troubles—and that is done through Scientology."
Not Jesus. Through L Ron Hubbard.
a billion dollars to be a cocksucker? you'd have to pay me another billion to quit.Not IN Scientology, you jackass. I wouldn't join you crazy cocksuckers for a billion dollars. I want my first free reading you pricks use to offer. I think you idiots called it a "personality test". I wonder if they can guess my personality is the kind of person that thinks you all need kicked in the dick...
"If a person has a medical or dental condition requiring treatment that includes taking some medical drug other than antibiotics, they should inform the appropriate staff member and consult their doctor or dentist."
So if someone needs high blood pressure meds, insulin, or an anti-viral, they need to inform Scientology staff. Nah, not a cult at all. Fvcking weirdos.
"The real answer is to handle the source of one’s troubles—and that is done through Scientology."
Not Jesus. Through L Ron Hubbard.
Auditing is just to build up a lot of dirt on people for extortion and to keep their sheep herded.
Why does the staff need to know if I take blood pressure medicine?In other words, you're so stupid that you think appropriate staff members should not be aware of someone taking medical drugs for high blood pressure, insulin, and other possible life/health threatening conditions.
Why didn't you pray to God for relief from your mental disease instead of turning to pills, pill head?
Why does the staff need to know if I take blood pressure medicine?
In other words, you're so stupid that you think appropriate staff members should not be aware of someone taking medical drugs for high blood pressure, insulin, and other possible life/health threatening conditions.
Why didn't you pray to God for relief from your mental disease instead of turning to pills, pill head?
And then there are physical symptom such as headaches that can be turned on and off during sessions,
Omg lolololololol lmfao rofl. Please at your next can session get an answer for that.Auditing requires the handling of emotions during sessions. A person going through intense grief could have their BP increase to non optimum levels. And then there are physical symptom such as headaches (a symptom of high blood pressure) that can be turned on and off during sessions, and the auditor needs to be able to determine if it's from BP being too high or if it's a headache caused by the content of the incident being audited. If the high blood pressure is causing a headache, the staff want that to be taken care of medically rather than continuing the auditing session. <That's my take on it, as I haven't asked staff for an answer to your particular question.
Was L Ron Hubbard a prophet of God?