I went with #1 and #3. I didn't get there until the fourth inning, because traffic was brutal from the airport to the hotel and then to the hotel to Wrigley.
She was with a small army of friends, and I was by myself, so the girls on each side of her and Kate talked my ear off after they broke the ice by continuing to accidentally drop one of their purses onto my extra seat and apologize for it. Kate was really down-to-earth in terms of how she talked and quite humorous, but she also wasn't somebody I'd call a good person. The few people who asked her for a picture during the game while she was at her seat were turned down by her: "I don't take pictures when I am at my husband's work." One time I went to the club with her and one of her friends to get dinner (the best luxury club in MLB from what I have seen), and she was asked by two other people for pictures whom she turned down.
That bothers me. I understand that taking 10 pictures is a pain in the ass, and once people see you take one, it becomes chaos as they all try to. But she could make somebody's night/week/month by faking a smile for five seconds and then moving on. If you don't want to be noticed, don't sit in the second row where you have to walk past everybody and are seen by everybody. Sit in the family section or in a box. Put a hat on so you aren't so easy to identify. Don't wear the same stand-out Mets jacket that you favor. Don't walk around with an usher/escort.
She gave me an 8.2 originally. She said that I was "naturally handsome" but that I should either completely grow the beard out or be clean shaven. She doesn't like scruff (another reason why I don't think she's a good person - I could never criticize a random person like that). When they asked why I was there by myself but had two seats, I told them because I can never find a girl to go out with me. So that opened up the rating conversation after I said "not all of us can be supermodels. Life isn't so easy for us 6.5s." Her friend said "I can tell you workout, but that doesn't mean much if we don't see you in shorts and a t-shirt." So I showed them shirtless pics. Her friend said "Oh, wow." Kate then gave me an 8.6 but later gave me an 11 when she found out that I was 44 in a couple of months (she thought I was "maybe slightly older than me"). Her other friend said "you have to understand, she [Kate] is around celebrities and male models all of the time, so an 8-whatever from her is over a 9 to a normal person." When I told her that I realize "I am no Justin Verlander," she laughed and said "even though they are professional athletes, if you walked through that locker room, you'd put them to shame."
We all walked out together with about one out in the ninth. Having seen her turn down everybody who asked for a picture, I wanted to see what she'd say to me considering she talked my ear off half of the game. So when I asked her, she said "you better hurry your ass up, because the mass is about to run us over and then I am screwed when they see."
They are coming back tomorrow, so if I have the same seats, I'll be sure to find a way to talk about her tits and/or the pictures with jizz on her that leaked.
Here you go, so you can say "it works everytime" and I can boast some more. I'm staying in another Marriott property so I can be an Ambassador again. Remember when you lied about that?
Even though the seats are $500 each, I buy an extra one so that I have more space. I believe this was my 16th away game this season spread all over the country.
