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Massage Therapy

riflearm2

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Twice a week, I get massage therapy between two hospital centers. There are only three providers combined at the two locations, so they book up a month ahead of time. Usually, I get one of two women, but today I got what I perceived to be a gay male.

I can't imagine it's on the menu at hospitals, but if a happy ending were offered, would I be gay for accepting if I closed my eyes and thought about WV-Fan's niece or Herdman's wife the entire time? In other words, my intentions are that it is a female doing it, so does that really make me gay just because the hand may be a little bit bigger than a woman's? The question comes is rooted in what a former board poster told his wife after he got cheating: "But honey, I always pretended it was you I was banging when she came over and rode me in our bed, so it's not like I was cheating."
 
Sounds like you are exchanging a head injury for a limp wrist.
At your age, I'm sure you are an expert at limp things . . . just more reason you should be inviting the toothless neighbor over.
 
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