Falls under the heading of "fan amenities", GHMY! A "big" factor in trying to get fans/bodies into Stadium seats that competent D1 ADs deal with constantly. I feel sure our new AD is aware of such and will direct his efforts in said area in due time. Meanwhile, we'll try to see that you get your due recognition, perhaps a 2 inch by 2 inch plaque with your name inscribed, mounted over an appropriate men's room toilet. Surely you are due such honor as it is abundantly clear that you underwent numerous "swirlies", during your elementary special education days, in similar toilets!