My wife and I struck up a conversation with a young girl from Hondorus. She was telling us how good she could cook rice. Later in the day i got onto an elevator and it was packed. This young girl was standing next to me. I looked and thought it was the young girl from Hondorus. I leaned over and said why dont you fix a little rice for us later. I will bring the drinks. The elevator opened up and she left quickly. My son in law was standing there making weird noises from trying not to laugh. He said thats not the girl from hondorus. I said Oh crap.
Oh my Gosh
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Cook a litttle rice for us is code word for sit on uncle sistersvilles lap and talk to me en espanol.
Lol. This girl did look like miss hondorus. My wife saw her in the lobby and confirmed how much alike they look. The girl from hondorus was much darker. I played with my grandson in the pool along with her 3 yr old. He only speaks spanish. Hey why dont you fix us all some of that good rice you make so well. Ok my only hope is the girl in the elevator didnt speak english. I told that to my son in law and he laughed real big and said yes she speaks english You should have seen the look in her eyes after what I said. The girl from hondorus is fixing rice today by the way. I gave her kid and nephews some goggles and arm floats. I have talked to half of those staying here. I love the redneck riviera.
After all my years on this earth and RICE was the magic word to score hot chicks.
Thank you, sisters!
You're truly a Godsend.
Thank you, sisters!
You're truly a Godsend.
I have noticed the black women love looking at me. They also come and start a conversation with me. I could be the mayor of panama city. Panama city is Dope.
I know how to spell prick which is what you are
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