Today's Brunch

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

Today's brunch (though it is at 4 pm?) will be with the below girl. Based on everything I know about her, she is about as ethically bankrupt as they come. She's done a porn for $1 million, been arrested for assaulting a security guard at a Beverly Hills hotel, parades her daughter around everywhere, has been on a few MTV shows/CBS's Celebrity Big Brother, accepted a $520,000 residency at a strip club for four months, published multiple books that were basically about her sex life, and I'm sure plenty of other high-class accomplishments. It has led to her having over 2 million followers on Instagram.

She asked me to grab brunch (again, at 4 pm?) with her and then accompany her to an event she has to go to. And being the friendly guy that I am, especially to whores, I accepted. So what is my end goal with this one:

1) Treat her like the one time cum dumpster that she is
2) Get our own sex video and sell it for $250,000 to Vivid
3) Call my guys at TMZ to come film us walking into brunch while wearing my HerdNation shirt
4) Instigate a fight between her and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who will also be there, and make sure I am the only one who gets footage of it so that I can blackmail AOC during her future campaigns.
5) Pay her to finally help '06 get laid (by a female)

 

[herdfan429]

So she’s a goat fvcker?

 

[C.K. Ocsevol-Evad]

So she’s a goat fvcker?

She will be able to say that if I fvck her.

 

[herdfan06]

Do you have prescription for penicillin?

 

[Dreh_Nagi_HC_IM]

Herdman, it's getting so bad for YAGs, that even guys on the end of our bench are starting to outwit him.

 

[ThunderCat98]

I say go with option #4, but tweak it. Instead of a fight, instigate something else . . .

 

[19MU88]

Herdman, it's getting so bad for YAGs, that even guys on the end of our bench are starting to outwit him.

Hey give him some credit, it’s not just anyone that kind find pictures of hotties on the internet.....oh wait

I’m just glad he is good at this.

 

[big_country90]

I call that meal “lupper,” which is the meal between lunch and supper.

Something tells me you should pass on this one. You can have your way with nearly any hot girl you choose. Leave the walking STD to someone else.

Personally, I’d go the route of the fight with AOC.

 

[i am herdman]

Herdman, it's getting so bad for YAGs, that even guys on the end of our bench are starting to outwit him.

He doesn't seem to have the A game anymore.

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

Herdman, it's getting so bad for YAGs, that even guys on the end of our bench are starting to outwit him.

Outwitted? There was nothing witty about it. It was clear what picture he was referring to. I was the one who trumped his wit by claiming that G.O.A.T. represents me.

Hey give him some credit, it’s not just anyone that kind find pictures of hotties on the internet.....oh wait

I’m just glad he is good at this.

First, I would have never referred to her as a "hottie" based on the pictures/tv shows I had seen of her. But she is actually really attractive in person.

Yeah, it's just a huge coincidence that she started following me on IG hours before eating:

And that any time I was talking to others away from her at the event, she would send me video texts:

Or the million pictures she kept asking me to be in with he each time event photographers or fans would ask her for a picture.

Something tells me you should pass on this one. You can have your way with nearly any hot girl you choose. Leave the walking STD to someone else.
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The best part about the STD thing . . . we were contemplating coming back to my place so we could swim in a spring fed river by my house that stays 72 degrees all year. But she was having second thoughts because "it could have STDs in it" according to her. I wanted to say "You're worried about the river having STDS, but what do you think the river is concerned with about a girl swimming in it that has multiple sex videos on the internet"?

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

Personally, I’d go the route of the fight with AOC.

It will be better: I am going to be with Kathy Griffin tonight or tomorrow. Farrah Abraham wants to go with me. She is a cheeto voter/supporter and a whore with no discernible talent other than having a huge social media following (mostly who despise her and spit venom in all of their comments to her). Kathy is a cheeto hater who also loves to mock females like Farrah. After Farrah found out that Kathy is a big cheeto hater, she said she didn't know if it would be a good idea if she came with me. I am going to make them meet just so I can be entertained by it.

 

[big_country90]

It will be better: I am going to be with Kathy Griffin tonight or tomorrow. Farrah Abraham wants to go with me. She is a cheeto voter/supporter and a whore with no discernible talent other than having a huge social media following (mostly who despise her and spit venom in all of their comments to her). Kathy is a cheeto hater who also loves to mock females like Farrah. After Farrah found out that Kathy is a big cheeto hater, she said she didn't know if it would be a good idea if she came with me. I am going to make them meet just so I can be entertained by it.

I want pics, although a video would be better if you could somehow pull that off.