Usain Bolt enters a country club...

[GK4Herd]

When he enters, the woman at the front desk stops him, and says, "Sorry, we don't allow black people in here. But there's another club 10 minutes down the road that does."

Visibly furious, Bolt exclaims, "Do you know who I am? I'm Usain Bolt!"

"Oh! I'm sorry", says the woman. "Then it's only 5 minutes down the road

 

[marshallisqbu]

Did trump open up a new country club?

 

[GK4Herd]

I hope this isn’t offensive but for some reason I found it funny.

 

[GK4Herd]

Did trump open up a new country club?

Fastest response time ever...

 

[i am herdman]

Damn, we hired the hired the world's fastest caddie. Can't keep up with him.