Just stop finishing 2nd or 3rd in our division. Win some championships. More than one a decade.Football anhedonia. Our conference "sucks" and then the non-conference (from the lauded by football know nothings THE AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) "sucks" and blah, blah, blah.
Obviously MU sports, short of winning every game every year, something that only happens in pro wrestling and the movies, is nothing. so you need to move on. WWE would be perfect for you. The "good guy" always wins. Perfect for delusionals and little kids.
Not hard to figure out.