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Rifle, are you a runner?

I'm not, other than doing beer runs, and occasionally a Skoal run.

This is a good place to run if you like running through the Appalachian mountains. Lots of different runs to choose from. They have the gay 5k next weekend, and even have another race coming up where they allow you to run in your underwear. Personally, if I were a runner, I'd opt to run that one totally naked, possibly consider a jock strap to keep the granddaddy long leg tucked away.

When you visiting?

This can't be good for Trump haters and Fat Alvin....

NY v. Trump: Judge reveals Facebook post implying juror discussed guilty verdict before trial concluded

Massage Therapy

Twice a week, I get massage therapy between two hospital centers. There are only three providers combined at the two locations, so they book up a month ahead of time. Usually, I get one of two women, but today I got what I perceived to be a gay male.

I can't imagine it's on the menu at hospitals, but if a happy ending were offered, would I be gay for accepting if I closed my eyes and thought about WV-Fan's niece or Herdman's wife the entire time? In other words, my intentions are that it is a female doing it, so does that really make me gay just because the hand may be a little bit bigger than a woman's? The question comes is rooted in what a former board poster told his wife after he got cheating: "But honey, I always pretended it was you I was banging when she came over and rode me in our bed, so it's not like I was cheating."

A Morbidly Obese Woman & A Tranny Walk Into a Beauty Pageant...

I get it, it's only a beauty pageant. But rather than just holding a "Woke Beauty, Virtue Signaling, Non-Contest " which would be relentlessly mocked, they include individuals who no one actually finds attractive, or even consider actually female.

"Miss" Maryland has a penis & Ms Alabama weighs north of 350 lbs. NY should just go all in & have a 350+ lb bearded tranny next year.

And I want to be clear, I'm not knocking anyone fighting a weight issue. Getting older, even if you're active & take care of yourself, it's difficult. We all go through weight fluctuations for whatever reasons. But I know very few people who didn't wish they took better care of themselves when they were younger.

It's the 350+ lb Miss Alabama situation that I honestly have the problem with. Other than making people slightly more resilient to canon ball fire, obesity has zero positive benefits. "Well, Sam, being severely obese makes people less likely to be sexually assaulted." According to the National Library of Medicine, the more obese you are the more likely you are to report physical & sexual abuse.

Holding a beauty pageant & promoting a morbidly obese woman to young kids is insane. You don't have to pick a size 2 but I've been to 'Bama games, there's no shortage. If you've ever dated a girl who has won a "regular" pageant, you know what their schedule is going to look like for the next year. She'll be in front of a lot of impressionable school kids.

Are they going to start giving STEM awards for smoking hot chics who can only do remedial math?

If they pair her up with Miss Alabama USA & send them to schools, it'll be interesting. In case you only see inner beauty, figuring out which one is below might be difficult.

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Fvcking Morons

After Trump's 34 felony convictions, the deplorables on this board kept saying it isn't a big deal, they will all get overturned, and it will only help Trump.

But then when there is one (most likely bogus) claim on juror misbehavior, three of you fvcking morons start threads about it all within about 30 minutes. You morons are so fvcking excited that this "nonissue" that isn't a big deal could actually be vacated, that you can't even wait to see if it has been posted yet before blowing your load.

Fvcking morons.

Illegal immigrants are offered an array of taxpayer funded benefits, enticing more to come: 'Pull factor'

Long read, but this shows how ridiculous Pedo-Joe and Democrat policies are

There have been more than 7 million migrant crossings during the pedo administration

Illegal immigrants who have entered the U.S. as part of the record-breaking migrant crisis are eligible for a range of services, assistance and benefits amid a complex network of federal, state and local programs and taxpayer-funded providers.

There were 2.4 million migrant crossings in the U.S. in fiscal year 2023, a new record, and more than 7 million have entered since 2021. While some of those have been returned or deported, many others have instead been processed and released into the U.S. Overall, nearly 7.3 million migrants have crossed the southern border under Pedo-Joe's watch, a Fox News analysis earlier this year found.

When they arrive at the border, migrants who do not evade Border Patrol agents and who are taken into custody are processed and, if not removed, often released into the U.S. eventually with a notice to appear at an immigration court — typically years into the future due to the momentous backlog in the courts, which is now at nearly 3.6 million cases.

Migrants who are released into the interior are currently unable to work legally until six months after they have filed a claim for asylum, which not all illegal immigrants do. Many have also spent thousands of dollars paying smugglers to guide them to the southern border and so will often have few resources.

Some will be able to receive assistance from family members already living in the U.S., but others will not. As they move deeper into the country, there are a number of resources from which they can draw.

Conservatives warn that providing such benefits to illegal immigrants acts as a pull factor for migrants, and hurts American taxpayers.

"Illegal aliens coming to America want five things: to enter the U.S.; stay here; work; send money home; and bring or have family here. All these benefits help illegal aliens stay in the U.S., so, yes, the benefits are a pull factor," Lora Ries, director of the Heritage Foundation's Border Security and Immigration Center, told Fox News Digital.

"Another benefit to add is legal services for civil deportation hearings, a benefit that U.S. citizens do not receive. Given the millions coming to the U.S. under the Biden administration, American taxpayers will see significant tax increases to pay for all these services given to people who aren’t supposed to be here. That means Americans will have even less money to spend on gas, groceries, and rent," she said.

At the border itself, migrants who are taken into Customs and Border Protection (CBP) or Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) custody will be cared for and given treatment as needed. In addition to shelter and meals, they will also be offered and provided essential medical care. When an illegal immigrant in ICE detention anywhere in the country requires health care, they are typically treated on-site by medical professionals. However, if specialist or emergency care is required, they may be transported to an independent private provider. ICE's Health Service Corps will reimburse providers at Medicare rates.

If migrants are being released, they will often be turned over to non-governmental organizations (NGOs) at the border, who will care for migrants and help them make their way into the U.S.

While services and assistance are being provided by NGOs, in many cases this is being done with the assistance of federal dollars. In addition to caring for migrants at CBP stations, the federal government is providing hundreds of millions of dollars in funding to NGOs and communities who are receiving migrants. According to the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), it is providing $640.9 million in FY 2024 via its Shelter and Services Program to allow "non-federal entities," including city governments and NGOs, to off-set costs incurred by the migrant arrivals they are seeing. Recently, DHS expanded the cap for both hotels and airfare to 10 percent of the total funding requested, and allowed NGOs to apply for a waiver of that cap due to an operational need.

"SSP grants have provided critical support to communities receiving migrants and the need for this support is ongoing," DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas said in a statement in September

NGOs will help migrants with hotel rooms and travel, which typically involves bus and train tickets, but can in some instances involve flights. Some migrants will book their own flights, while others will use bus travel coordinated by the office of Texas Gov. Greg Abbott, who has set up buses to take migrants to "sanctuary" cities across the U.S. free of charge.

A 2023 Government Accountability Office report found that the Federal Emergency Management Agency had provided more than $282 million in humanitarian relief grant funding to NGOs in fiscal years 2019, 2021 and 2022.

According to that report, services provided to migrants included food, clothing, transport to airports or bus stations, medical care, legal aid, translation assistance and assistance with booking travel. Those nonprofits said that typically the migrants pay for their own travel. The majority of the more than $10 million the report looked at was spent on food and shelter (about 58%). The next two categories were per capita spending (on individual food, shelter, health care) and transportation.

Meanwhile, another DHS pilot program — the Case Management Pilot Program — provides case management and other services to those in immigration removal proceedings. Services include mental health services, school enrollment, legal aid, "cultural orientation programs" and connections to social services — as well as human trafficking screening and departure planning for those being deported.

When migrants arrive at destinations across the country, what they can receive varies. Many "sanctuary" cities will provide shelter to migrants as part of their broader safety nets, and some have migrant-specific programs to help them build a life in the U.S. Some of those cities have still tried to limit the length at which they can stay, with New York City and Chicago limiting stays to 60 days for families earlier this year due to ongoing capacity issues.

In Denver, migrants can be enrolled in a program that offers "housing assistance options" for up to six months, along with pre-work authorization readiness training, case management, language instruction, career pathway explorations and "work-based learning opportunities."

Should a migrant go to New York City, they may be eligible for a pre-paid debit card. A pilot program there involves $53 million being spent to give families with two children $350 a week. The cards can only be used at grocery stores, bodegas and convenience stores and migrants must promise to only spend on food and baby supplies. Authorities there said they wanted to see the program expanded to all migrant families currently staying in hotels. A family of four might be provided nearly $1,000 each month, or $35 per day for food, the New York Post reported. The cards are replenished every 28 days.

New York State has also extended state-funded Medicaid coverage to individuals ages 65 and older, regardless of their immigration status.

New York City has also offered one-way plane tickets to migrants, with a "reticketing center" for migrants opened last year, where a spokesperson said the city will "redouble efforts to purchase tickets for migrants" who are seeking to travel elsewhere.

In California, this year is the first year that illegal immigrants are eligible for Cal-Health. Illegal immigrants have been allowed to get free health insurance if they are under 26 since 2019, but in 2024 the eligibility was raised to include residents between 26 and 49.

In Washington, D.C., illegal immigrants can receive health coverage via the longstanding Healthcare Alliance program. In Oregon, the Cover All People Act extended state-funded healthcare coverage to all low-income adults not eligible due to their immigration status. There has been a similar push to expand state-funded health insurance to illegal immigrant children in Virginia.

Some cities and states will also provide assistance for illegal immigrants’ legal costs. In Chicago, the Legal Protection Fund was established in 2017 and is funded by taxpayers through the city government and partners with NGOs to provide "community-based outreach, education, legal consultations and courtroom representation for thousands of immigrants each year."

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