Canholder Confessions

[Kate Branson]

What would you admit to if you could only hold those cans in front of a real good auditor somewhere?

Does the thing tell if you're lying? Is it like a lie detector test? Wish Rihanna would tell me more about it, but she won't. Something about recalling an incident where you experienced something terrible.

Hell, that's every day. But you're supposed to go back to when you were a kid, it says. Some book I read on it. I'd go back to when I was four years old. The first time I ever met another kid. He was outside my mom's apartment. My age. Blonde hair, blue shirt. I saw him, screamed like a girl, ran back in and hid in the closet.

Couldn't believe I had to deal with strangers. Never liked it ever since. It's going to take more than Duracell battery powered aluminum to shock that out.

 

[i am herdman]

I think they will tell for $599.95

 

[Kate Branson]

They do all seem money hungry. The best church is probably good ole country baptist. They pass around a plate, but you don't really have to put much in it. A quarter, nickel or whatever.

The only problem now is I'd probably get kicked out for laughing when the hellfire and brimstone preacher started screaming about us going to hell. That's how it was every Sunday. You will burn in hell. You're terrible. Headed for the lake of fire.

It was pretty much Fred Phelps. They hated not just gays, but pretty much everything. They even hated the congregation. Damned us all to hell every week.

I kind of miss it. The organ was nice.

 

[mlblack16.]

The one person on here who knows and could share all the facts won't. He denies everything we fact check about his religion of scientology.

 

[extragreen]

The one person on here who knows and could share all the facts won't. He denies everything we fact check about his religion of scientology.

You're an idiot.

 

[herdfan429]

The one person on here who knows and could share all the facts won't. He denies everything we fact check about his religion of scientology.

Remember it’s not a religion except when it is because it has no beliefs

 

[mlblack16.]

Remember it’s not a religion except when it is because it has no beliefs

Exactly, but you don't have to believe in anything, yet following the practices is the very definition of believing in it.

 

[extragreen]

Remember it’s not a religion except when it is because it has no beliefs

You're an idiot. You don't have to prove it daily.

 

[extragreen]

Exactly, but you don't have to believe in anything, yet following the practices is the very definition of believing in it.

Look^^^yet another conservative idiot.

 

[i am herdman]

EG, why don't you just tell everyone about it and how it works?

 

[extragreen]

EG, why don't you just tell everyone about it and how it works?

There's books to do that. Idiot. If you're too lazy or can't read, fix that.

 

[raleighherdfan]

There's books to do that. Idiot. If you're too lazy or can't read, fix that.

We can see all the good it did you. What an example!!

 

[extragreen]

We can see all the good it did you. What an example!!

You can't see past the nose on your face. phlegmwad.

 

[raleighherdfan]

Never gets old....

 

[extragreen]

Never gets old....

And you're always stupid. phlegmwad. "99.9% of all retail workers are part timers"

 

[raleighherdfan]

And you're always stupid. phlegmwad. "99.9% of all retail workers are part timers"

99.9% of all Greed's employees had to find work somewhere else....

You're struggling Greed. Head to the cans.

 

[extragreen]

99.9% of all Greed's employees had to find work somewhere else....

You're struggling Greed. Head to the cans.

"99.9% of all retail workers are part timers"
_______phlegmwad

 

[Kate Branson]

Yeah, the books are terrible. Too long. Too much filler. Need to whittle this down to what it is.

I think it's a good concept. You sit down with someone and go over and over bad things that happened in your life and somehow clear them from your mind.

I still am not real sure how to clear them, but that's the concept. I would like to be able to. Have to figure out how to do it without reading thousands of pages of books.

 

[extragreen]

I still am not real sure how to clear them, but that's the concept. I would like to be able to. Have to figure out how to do it without reading thousands of pages of books.

452 pages in the entire introductory book. If you're not willing to read them, stop whining.

 

[i am herdman]

452 pages in the entire introductory book. If you're not willing to read them, stop whining.

why don't you just give us a short synopsis of the details? Wouldn't that be easier and beneficial?

 

[extragreen]

why don't you just give us a short synopsis of the details? Wouldn't that be easier and beneficial?

Lady Kate already did that....idiot.

You sit down with someone and go over and over bad things that happened in your life and somehow clear them from your mind.

 

[Kate Branson]

I won't read them, but will still whine. I'm a sniveling idiot. There's nothing else.

However, the concept of electric current has helped me out. It made me consider electroshock therapy, but it also made me excited about the nerve ablation I got for my pinched nerve in my back.

My back may start hurting like hell in 5 minutes, but so far these last several weeks have been manageable because of this procedure. They burned the nerve or whatever. Even if it quits working now, it gave me a few weeks of relief. I'm grateful.

The idea of using electricity to fry yourself out of pain has been all right.

 

[extragreen]

I won't read them, but will still whine. I'm a sniveling idiot.

Exactly.

 

[i am herdman]

Lady Kate already did that....idiot.

well what happens next? Let's hear about it.

 

[extragreen]

well what happens next? Let's hear about it.

There's books to do that. Idiot. If you're too lazy or can't read, fix that.

 

[i am herdman]

Well you just keep on being you then

 

[Kate Branson]

well what happens next? Let's hear about it.

You keep doing it until you either clear the stuff or die trying.

It's a nice thing to go for. Each day, resolve to continue working to rid your mind of all this terrible stuff. It's just like everything else, the spirit of victory kind of stuff. You may not win, but you still play as hard as you can and see what happens.

I can never clear the stuff out, but I tried to have enough good distractions from it. Coming to work used to be a good one. It's still a better one than staying at home.

I guess if you're distracted from the stuff, at least it is out during that time. It always comes back, but I can get rid of it at least for a little while.

 

[extragreen]

Well you just keep on being you then

That's exactly what I had in mind. Idiot.