I wish some of the church hymns would include all this stuff about hell and gnashing of teeth. Destroy.
Imagine some nice old lady playing the organ beautifully while the choir sings jubilant about these other people burning in hell forever. Cracking their bicuspids and molars, God poking a hole in a Duralast and tilting it just right to pour a little acid in the exposed tooth roots. The angels smiling wide as these non believers writhe in pain.
Songs and stories like that would be good enough to cut the cord on my cable.
Imagine some nice old lady playing the organ beautifully while the choir sings jubilant about these other people burning in hell forever. Cracking their bicuspids and molars, God poking a hole in a Duralast and tilting it just right to pour a little acid in the exposed tooth roots. The angels smiling wide as these non believers writhe in pain.
Songs and stories like that would be good enough to cut the cord on my cable.