Fever Caught Up With Me

[riflearm2]

Just kidding.

Yesterday afternoon while on my mountain bike, a group of people walked in front of my path that left me the option to suddenly swerve around them. As a result, I suffered a concussion, nine fractured ribs, a fractured clavicle, and fractures through all my face (including both orbital bones).

I don’t remember the incident nor being brought to the hospital. I was told that I was knocked out for five minutes. I am currently in the ICU. They want to operate on my clavicle tomorrow (and my ribs after that). I wonder who the morons were that walked in front of my bike.

 

[WVUSerg]

Just kidding.

Yesterday afternoon while on my mountain bike, a group of people walked in front of my path that left me the option to suddenly swerve around them. As a result, I suffered a concussion, nine fractured ribs, a fractured clavicle, and fractures through all my face (including both orbital bones).

I don’t remember the incident nor being brought to the hospital. I was told that I was knocked out for five minutes. I am currently in the ICU. They want to operate on my clavicle tomorrow (and my ribs after that). I wonder who the morons were that walked in front of my bike.

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Sorry to hear about your accident. Hopefully you will have a speedy recovery.

 

[Rock98Dog]

That’s tough. Hope you have a quick recovery.

 

[-CarlHungus-]

Whoa! Damn!

I always tell patients I know it doesn’t feel like it but all that hard work/healthy lifestyle/conditioning will get you through this. You’ll heal better going into it than an average person.

Get rest and get better soon.

 

[herdfan429]

I know we all bust each others balls but I hope you have a speedy recovery. Get well soon

 

[herdfan06]

Get well soon. I hope this is not just a sick joke.

 

[ThunderCat98]

Holy crap! I bet Fever sent those people. Was it a herd of morbidly obese, very unattractive women?

Hope you have a speedy recovery.

 

[Rock98Dog]

Oh, you should have just plowed into them. A fat one probably would have broken your fall. I know you aren’t use to laying on fat chicks, but I hear they’re cushy.

 

[mlblack16.]

Just kidding.

Yesterday afternoon while on my mountain bike, a group of people walked in front of my path that left me the option to suddenly swerve around them. As a result, I suffered a concussion, nine fractured ribs, a fractured clavicle, and fractures through all my face (including both orbital bones).

I don’t remember the incident nor being brought to the hospital. I was told that I was knocked out for five minutes. I am currently in the ICU. They want to operate on my clavicle tomorrow (and my ribs after that). I wonder who the morons were that walked in front of my bike.

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Witnesses reported hearing those morons yelling, "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY" as you tumbled down the mountain.

But seriously, fvck man, what a terrible thing to happen. Get well soon. Like Doc Fungus said, all those bicycle presses should help expedite healing.

Oh, and I know you'll be comforted in knowing that Greed will be praying for you.

 

[ru4_mu2]

Prayers for a speedy recovery 🙏

 

[thunderscope]

Prayers for a speedy recovery 🙏

Get well soon man, that’s rough.

 

[WV-FAN]

just kidding about the bicycle crash? the fever story is more believable.

 

[30CAT]

Just kidding.

Yesterday afternoon while on my mountain bike, a group of people walked in front of my path that left me the option to suddenly swerve around them. As a result, I suffered a concussion, nine fractured ribs, a fractured clavicle, and fractures through all my face (including both orbital bones).

I don’t remember the incident nor being brought to the hospital. I was told that I was knocked out for five minutes. I am currently in the ICU. They want to operate on my clavicle tomorrow (and my ribs after that). I wonder who the morons were that walked in front of my bike.

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Damn. That sucks. Hope you have a full and speedy recovery. May even send up a prayer, though you don't believe. I'd set up a GoFundMe page, but I know, rich.

Get well, prick.

 

[extragreen]

May even send up a prayer,

It won't be heard.

 

[WVUSerg]

It won't be heard.

 

[ohio herd]

praying that you have a speedy recovery

 

[extragreen]

Truth hurts. oath breaker.

 

[WVUSerg]

Truth hurts. oath breaker.

You wouldn't know the truth if it smacked you in the face like your black bull's cock.

 

[extragreen]

You wouldn't know the truth if it smacked you in the face like your black bull's cock.

You're an oath breaker trumptard magat God hater.

 

[Jartard]

While we all bust each others balls on here, I wish no harm on anyone. Hopefully they get you patched up and you heal quickly. Might even see if they can give you a man sized penis while they have you out. Best wishes and get well soon.

 

[i am herdman]

Man, you type well and the spelling is spot on even with all those broken bones.

Get well soon, buddy. Those are some serious injuries. I hope you get on the mend quickly.

PS- I hope you get a big tittied nurse.

 

[ThunderCat98]

I hope you get a big tittied nurse.

 

[WVUSerg]

You're an oath breaker trumptard magat God hater.

Not the truth

 

[muthed]

Wishing you a speedy recovery, Rifle.

 

[extragreen]

Not the truth

You're an oath breaker trumptard magat God hater and liar.

 

[30CAT]

It won't be heard.

The good Lord hears my prayers and blesses me daily. I'm very thankful and very blessed.

I'm sorry that bothers you.

 

[herdfan06]

The good Lord hears my prayers and blesses me daily. I'm very thankful and very blessed.

I'm sorry that bothers you.

 

[extragreen]

The good Lord hears my prayers

He does not.

 

[30CAT]

He does not.

😂😂😂

 

[herdfan06]

He does not.

You are a better Christian than that.

 

[WVUSerg]

He does not.

 

[30CAT]

You are a better Christian than that.

I certainly hope so, but that's between him and God.

 

[extragreen]

You are a better Christian than that.

Is it too hard for you to understand that God does NOT hear a lost man or woman unless they are sincerely, humbly, and fearfully seeking God?

 

[extragreen]

😂😂😂

^^^truth hurts sometimes. TidyCat.

 

[extragreen]

You're an enemy of God. Fact.

 

[extragreen]

I certainly hope so, but that's between him and God.

The thing between you and God is...YOU.

 

[30CAT]

^^^truth hurts sometimes. TidyCat.

It doesn't hurt this TidyCat. I know the truth between God and myself, judgey.

Seems like you need some prayer too.

 

[30CAT]

The thing between you and God is...YOU.

Get behind me satan and stop using extragreen. You are nothing but a stumbling block and have no chance to turn me away from God.

 

[i am herdman]

Is it too hard for you to understand that God does NOT hear a lost man or woman unless they are sincerely, humbly, and fearfully seeking God?

Why are you not wishing rifle well and offering up a prayer?

 

[Marshall Jeff]

Haha judgey ...