Got invited to a Christmas Tree Decorating Party In the Neighborhood.

[i am herdman]

Walked in. Did the meet and greet, talked for a mintue. Snuck out the back door and walked home.

I don't deocrate my own tree let alone someone elses. Told the wife straight up I was going to do it. she didn't care either. Back waching the ballgame now.

Who comes up with this stuff? Modern males of the younger generations walk around like a bunch of gay lumberjacks. Luckily it was close to the house. Wallked there and walked back out.

Didn't even have the ballgame on. I am gone. That was my motto.

 

[greengeezer]

Tree decorating party? Damn. Be careful or the next thing you’ll be doing is using Tupperware and buying Mary Kay.

 

[i am herdman]

Tree decorating party? Damn. Be careful or the next thing you’ll be doing is using Tupperware and buying Mary Kay.

Yehh what the hell? Had never heard such a thing. I thought there would be some dudes there with the ball game on, maybe some chili or wings. Nothing. 10 seconds in, I was like this is a trap. I got to get out of here.

 

[herdfan06]

Who comes up with this stuff? Modern males of the younger generations walk around like a bunch of gay lumberjacks.

Obviously not, otherwise it would have been a holiday tree decorating party.

 

[Marshall Jeff]

Got a faggitty cookie walk on my street right now

 

[Archetype XLIV]

Got a faggitty cookie walk on my street right now

WTF is a cookie walk?

We just make shit up as we go.

 

[herdfan06]

Got a faggitty cookie walk on my street right now

@i am herdman has to walk past your house to get to his?

 

[greengeezer]

You guys have neighbors with interesting traditions. All I have is some guy who dresses a deer skeleton in different outfits depending on the holiday.