I have been thinking about this whole devil worship thing.
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You have a habit of calling a post a troll when it makes you and/or others look stupid.
At least 75% of the posts on this board are complete and total bullshit. That's why it is fun...and why you don't get that is beyond me. Unless this is all an act from you too....and if it is, I'll buy you a drink.
Of course, if you accept that drink, we will know you ain't no Baptist.
It's so much fun for you that you banned me 3 times because you didn't like what I post. Lying pill head.
He wasn't the only moderator. How do you know it was him each time? Could have been that power tripping ego maniac @ARandomHerdFan and Raoul was just trolling you.
Or it could have been Chuck Norris, he only bans those that are only slightly less powerful than he is.
I am coming to the conclusion that most people in the forum think greed is an ass. I could be wrong though, but I am pretty confident in my conclusion.
I'm not here to go along with lies and make believe. You shouldn't expect that to change.
Says the man who holds cans and believes that a religion based on aliens, written by a science fiction writer, helps him mentally.
Says the guy who believes $15/hour minimum wage would cause $13 Happy Meals, believes the government forced financial institutions to not verify income of loan applicants, and believes himself smart.
Smarter than a guy who worked his whole life only to need me to pay for his health insurance for him. You should be happy I'm smart.
Also, of the two of us I am also the only one to ever hire a minority. Who's the bigot now?
Also, of the two of us I am also the only one to ever hire a minority. Who's the bigot now?
You didn't pay a penny toward my healthcare, idiot. My 47 years of paying taxes paid my own way. You're not smart. You're a liar. And of the 2 of us I'm the only one to hire a deaf person.
Makes perfect sense, really. Only a deaf person could stand to be around you.
he may be a hypocrite, but that doesn't make him wrong. your actions speak louder than your words. when yore standing before yore god, whether it be xenu or the other one, and yore asked about your actions, what will you say? will you try to lie? you should really give that question some thought if you believe how you say you do.
God's not going to ask me why I called you a liar, he already knows you are. And God hates a lie.
Dodge the silly following of Ron Hubbard and Tom Cruise and your hatred of trump won't make you hate anybody on here because they see differently. Freewill Baptist and sciencetology in your beliefs makes you far from other free Will's by a mile
I don't follow any human. I don't hate anyone. I tell the truth. It's not my fault you're not smart enough to figure that out.
Conversation will go like this:
God- "Extra, you treated people harshly. I commanded you to love thy neighbor. How do you answer for this transgression?"
Extra- "Why did you treat people harshly? There are many examples in the Old Testement."
God- "We are not here to talk about Me. My ways and purpose are beyond yore ability to comprehend. Answer My question."
Extra- "If you aren't going to answer my question, why should I answer your's? Moron."
God- Zap. "Next."
Good fiction.^^^^ Let me explain how this is going to go down. I have been cleansed of all sin, yet I sin daily. But I have an advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ who makes intercession for me. He keeps me unspotted from the world with his blood because I ask him to forgive my sins. So here's what's going to happen with me and it will happen quickly. I won't be standing in line somewhere waiting to be judged. I will have already been judged during my life here on earth, with the final judgement coming when either I die or am changed at the last day. Then....
16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:
17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.
Ah, but have you truly accepted Christ if you continue to willingly ignore his teachings? It would seem that you have not fully accepted him into your heart and believe that He works for you instead of you working for Him.
A person that has truly accepted Christ spends each day striving to be more Christ-like in their thoughts and actions in an effort to please the Father. No one can achieve perfection, but each should strive toward that goal. Viewing Christ as a get out of jail free card casts doubt on true belief. Saying you accept Christ as your Lord and Saviour is not the path to Salvation. Truly accepting Christ as your Lord and Savoiur is the path. There's a difference in those two.
A person that has truly accepted Christ spends each day striving to be more Christ-like in their thoughts and actions in an effort to please the Father. No one can achieve perfection, but each should strive toward that goal. Viewing Christ as a get out of jail free card casts doubt on true belief. Saying you accept Christ as your Lord and Saviour is not the path to Salvation. Truly accepting Christ as your Lord and Savoiur is the path. There's a difference in those two.
I KNOW that I'm saved. It's not a belief, I KNOW. It seems to me you don't know what you're talking about since you're trying to preach works. And works don't save you. A person that has accepted Christ should know these things. And Christ is a get out of jail free card. If you think you deserve anything but hell, you're completely fooling yourself. Furthermore I do not and will not take spiritual advice from someone who has admitted to caring more for dogs than humans. You cannot adhere to that and have the love of God residing in you.
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but . . . yore actions, man. yore actions speak so loud. i really hope for yore sake that yore a master troll on this board and you really don't act like you do here in reality. if you do, yore going to be soooooo disappointed.
Good example^^^^of having no understanding. You don't think I KNOW, right? Even when the Bible tell me plainly HOW I can know.
I just gone done telling you I KNOW how I stand. And then you come up with this drivel. bravo
After reading this thread, I no longer have any desire to go to Heaven if greed is going to be there.
yeah, i know the schitt's. allow me to introduce you
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt, and he has an interesting family tree:
In 1957, Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
They had one son, Jack.
Jack Schitt grew up and married Noe, and together Jack and Noe Schitt produced 6 children:
Holie Schitt (who came to be known as "The Lucky Schitt")
Fulla Schitt
Shineola (who didn't really have the Schitt Face)
Giva Schitt
Bull Schitt (who really looked like Schitt, the father),
and the twins: Dip Schitt and Deep Schitt.
Dip Schitt was not very bright, and was known as "The stupid Schitt",and she married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out who happened to share the same last name (no relation, however). Friends affectionately nicknamed them "The Schitts". Their marriage produced no little Schitts.
The other twin, Deep Schitt, went on to build a deodorant empire, which became famous for it's slogan: "Smell Like Schitt". Interestingly, that slogan only worked in the United States, and another slogan was more popular in the U.K.: "Put a dab of Schitt on your pits." When the company launched it's product into Australia, a third slogan was used successfully: "Smell Like Schitt Down Under".
But soon, trouble developed and Noe Schitt divorced Jackand promptly married a nice man named Ted Sherlock, but being a modern woman, she decided to hyphenate her name. She become known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Jack was depressed at losing Noe, but he, too, remarried a nice lady named Loda. The blushing bride, Loda Schitt, produced a son of nervous disposition, whom they named Chicken Schitt.
Jack and Loda went on to produce two more boys, Krappy Schitt and Ugglee Schitt.
These athletic brothers, Krappy and Ugglee, married the stunningly beautiful Happens Sisters in a dual ceremony.
The "Schitt-Happens" Wedding was a huge affair, and this union also produced many offspring
awg SchittByrd Schitt
Hoarse Schitt
and Pigh Schitt
But once again, Jack lost his love for his wife, and left to tour the world. He recently returned from an extended visit to Italy with his newest bride, Pisa.
Presently Jack Schitt and his 3rd wife, Pisa Schitt, are living without children in New Jersey on property which contains a stream of water, now known to the locals as "Schitt Creek."
i am bigot looks at Jesus and says nothing. He just whines....with good reason this time.
