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"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts." - Albert Einstein #quote #sunday
1:58 PM · Jun 23, 2013
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The fact that Einstein never said this makes it that much better. But it also serves as a great setup on Reddit. Here are a few responses...
Global warming is a Chinese Hoax" - Albert Einstein
"Make up your conclusion first, then only look at the data that fits it"- Issac Newton.
"That tweet was savage" - Genghis Khan
"You know something is savage when Genghis says it is" - Attila the Hun
"Don't quote me". -Albert Einstein
"Stop making up quotations!" - Socrates
"C'mon, Socrates plagiarized that straight from Abraham Lincoln and you know it." Every Reddit User
"Ayyy lmao"-Nelson Mandela
"YOLO" -Buddha
"Birth is not a beginning; death is not an end. There is existence without limitation; there is continuity without a starting point. Existence without limitation is space. Continuity without a starting point is time. There is birth, there is death, there is issuing forth, there is entering in. That through which one passes in and out without seeing its form, that is the Portal of the Divine"
-Young Thug
"Let a nigga nut, only way I'll go to sleep"-Young Thug
"HEH?"-Kanye West
"Send Nudes"-Abraham Lincoln
"Fans, for the past two weeks you have been reading about a bad break I got. Yet today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. I have been in ballparks for seventeen years and have never received anything but kindness and encouragement from you fans."
- Braveheart
And my personal favorite...
“Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.”
-Sun Tzu
