I cant speak for others, but you said on here you signed the papers to be a coordinator at an FBS school 6 weeks ago.
So, as a proud son of Marshall it would be great to show how someone from MU is progressing in the coaching business.
That said, this line makes no sense, 'to accept a coordinator position so that as soon as the new coaching spot was allowed to be on the road, there wouldn't be any delay.' They have expanded the staffs to 10 in January, and as you mentioned in another post, you are in spring practice, so something does not add up here.
You just said you are in Texas, and as you know there are 12 FBS schools in Texas, and if you look the only one that lists a coordinator with Marshall in their background is North Texas with Marty Biagi as the special teams coordinator. I dont think you are Marty. There is a Ryan at Rice that is a video coordinator, so perhaps maybe that's you , a video coordinator?
The line makes perfect sense. Staffs were allowed to have eleven guys on the road (ten assistants and a head coach) starting on January 10th, which was a dead period, so technically nobody could be on the road (and was during the convention). After that weekend, staffs put a tenth assistant (or eleventh overall coach) on the road. That was on the 15th. It's been 57 days since then. "About six weeks" is 42 days, so "about eight weeks" was more accurate. I thought the "about" part was sufficient as to not represent an exact number.
I also didn't say I was in spring practice. I said that spring practice has started. I also said it is Spring Break. Both of those are true.
There are also schools that don't have coordinators on their websites yet. At numerous schools in Texas, coordinators and assistants left. One in particular, besides the staffs that were fired, saw a mass exodus of staffers including coordinators on both sides of the ball, DFO, etc.
And fair enough; you've usually been somewhat respectable with your posts towards me.
That took awhile... how many of your grad assistants did you pull into a room to help you craft your reply? That's right... I'm a moron, I'm dumb, blah, blah, blah.
Fortunately, none of us derive our opinions about ourselves based on your perspective on the world. Thank you oh great one for allowing me to save face... I am eternally indebted to you for pointing out that I have been on the Herd Nation board for 4 months... I will now go crawl under my desk and cry because Si Ye Nots has scolded me...please dumb things down for me because with the passing of Stephen Hawkings there is no one on the planet that can begin to rival your intelligence. I am so foolish... perhaps I should mail my degrees back to the Marshall and USC. Grand Poo-bah of Herd Nation please forgive me for the error of my ways in questioning the supreme intellect of Si Ye Nots... I must now pay homage to his brilliance.
No... Wait... F that. Stop being a dickhead to everyone and maybe you wont get shredded. I agreed with you and was going to say so until I saw how you were so GD condescending to everyone. Take a selfie... build a monument to yourself... and go grace the Bethune Cookman crowd with your narcissistic BS or just simply try being nice to people for a damn change. My opinions and postings are of equal status as anyone else out on the web - ignore them if you choose. Hypocrite that I may be... it sure didnt take 4 months of reading your cockamamie BS to realize you're a pompous ass.
So, out of all of that, you still didn't explain how absurdly stupid it was to attempt to rail on me for doing something I didn't do while I was railing on somebody for doing what you accused me of doing.
I am not denying the "pompous ass" part. But could you at least use a little logic in your attempts since your first post looked like you were the one responsible for the commercial?
Oh, and I am nice to those posters who haven't first made jabs at me. If somebody opens that door, I make sure to respond accordingly. Being new to the board, you may not understand that. I don't just randomly go after Gary'S weeney and Fever for no reason at all. They've earned it, as have a handful of others. That's why it is wise for somebody new to the neighborhood to learn the historical context before opening their mouth and spewing an illogical rant that can't be backed up.
Dude hasn't been a coach since he was politely asked to leave by Adam Dorrel at Abilene Christian.
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I was at another FBS starting in early 2017, moron. Anyone who is friends with me on Facebook has seen pictures of me.
After that whole fiasco at Bethune-Cookman which RK was justified on how the school and the coach screwed him. He went on a rant about how all these coaches and FBS AD was blowing his phone up wanting him to interview and how he wouldnt take another FCS job because he doesnt need too. He then resurfaced during a 10 month stint in West Texas.
You have no idea if I were justified or not in my stance. Why do you take positions without having any clue? Don't defend me; I don't need it. But don't just jump on a side because you think you may know. You have no clue.
I never went on any rant about "all these coaches and FBS AD" blowing up my phone. I also never said I wouldn't take another FCS job. If JMU offered me th head coaching job, I'd take it for a tenth of what they pay Houston and hire you to be live mascot. What I did say was that I don't have to accept just any offer like most coaches do. Outside of P5 coaches, most coaches who aren't employed have to take any position in order to make money. I don't have to worry about that, which is why I can pick-and-choose what position/school/staff I want to work with.
10 month stint in West Texas? I was there for about 13 months. Why do you insist on commenting on things you have no idea about?
Now he is a producer of Teeny Bop music and a hanger on/follower of celebrities with weird social skills(Someone else words not mine).
Lets look at all of those "teeny bop" musicians:
Jay Z, John Legend, Kendrick Lamar, Mary J Blige, Backstreet Boys, Jeezy, Meek Mill, Wale, French Montana, Pusha-T, Nas, Akon, DJ Khaled, Ace Hood, Rick Ross, Fat Joe, Jadakiss, Dondria, Amerie, Mya, Capone-N-Noreaga, Lil Wayne, Tamar Braxton, T-Pain, Rich Homie Quan, Chris Brown, Trey Songz, Matty B, Plies, Wyclef, Flo Rida, Bun B, The Game, Juelz Santana, Lloyd, Mario . . . I am sure I am forgetting a bunch. Definitely a "teeny bop" list, moron. And, no, I am not going to list every single record I have done. We played that game last time when you asked.
In the near future, you can add G-Eazy, Ms. Lauryn Hill (possible executive producing the album if she is going to do one), J Balvin (who I just had an overnight session with), X Ambassadors, Cam (who just won the tv show hosted by Steven Harvey at the Apollo), Machine Gun Kelly, and Tank . . . and those are only the ones I am working on records with, which exclude the ones who have reached out asking for help.
"Hanger on/follower of celebrities with weird social skills." I have no idea what that even means. It's hard to be a "hanger on" or "follower" when the "celebrities" (and it's just musicians, not celebrities of all nature) are the ones reaching out to me. But for your sake, these people and/or their managers have all reached out to me asking if I had time to link up either last week or this week: J Balvin, Bun B, Jeezy, Tinashe, Snoop, Biz Markie, Steve Aoki, Talib Kweli, Machine Gun Kelly, YFN Lucci, Action Bronson, Khalid, Rapsody, Saweetie, Elle King, Wyclef . . . and I am sure there will be more when people find out I am in the area.
Listen, I know I am everything you wanted to be. I played sports in college like you wanted. I know how to spell my name correctly like you've always wanted to do with your own. I drive the cars you dream about owning. I make hit records and have the plaques/nominations/numbers to prove it. I have the friends and colleagues that you wish you could have. I have the body that you wish you could have when you take your shirt off in the public gym to take mirror-selfies of your armpits before putting your stained wife-beater back on. I date the girls who you wish you could. I coach college football like you wish you could before you got stuck coaching 8 year olds. I can keep a job for more than three months like you can't. I don't have to work again in my life if I so choose. But you won't be able to do even one of those things if you can't keep yourself from constantly thinking about me, tweeting coaches about me, tweeting on your own page about me (and I don't even have Twitter), liking any post somebody makes against me on here, constantly asking questions about me which don't pertain to the thread, etc. As I have said for a long time, stop obsessing about me and focus on your failing life. It isn't too late to save it.
