1) Spring practice has started, moron
2) I've never been at a D2 school, moron, and signed the employment papers to be a coordinator at an FBS about six weeks ago, moron.
3) Never been at an NAIA, moron.
4) After just one year of coaching, and not knowing anyone in the industry, I was a full-time coach at a top 25 FCS. Most college coaches would be content with that at some point during their entire career. My position units have routinely led the country and been in the top 10 in major statistical categories at the D1 level. My recruiting has put my teams in the top 10 nationally even though we had no business being there and led an FBS conference back-to-back seasons, moron.
5) I've never washed football clothes, moron.
Now, would you like to compare my career successes across all industries compared to yours over three times as many years working, moron? Don't be a coward.
That's not because anything he said was funny, but rather, because you're an old, fat, out-of-shape, short, bald, demented dork.