Take my Money

[C.K. Ocsevol-Evad]

This thing will save me a future marriage and divorce.

NSFW, but damn sure worth watching.

 

[andy4theherd]

the comments are priceless.

 

[andy4theherd]

"If you put a wedding ring on it... it stops working."

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

Does it only come in Underage Asian, or are there less perverted options available?

 

[C.K. Ocsevol-Evad]

Does it only come in Underage Asian, or are there less perverted options available?

If you're interested in a less perverted option of a machine with do-it-yourself hairstyles that sucks you off, I don't think you have a need for the machine.

I want it more perverted; I want it to wear a My Little Pony t-shirt and make eye contact with me while calling me "daddy."

 

[andy4theherd]

Does it only come in Underage Asian, or are there less perverted options available?

sounds like this would be more your taste

 

[Dreh_Nagi_HC_IM]

Are those available on Amazon yet?

Asking for a friend...

 

[Walter Brennaneer]

Are those available on Amazon yet?

Asking for a friend...

Sure, and if you use Prime you are rewarded with an additional female friend. Both are totally integrated, too.

I've always loved Prime.

 

[WV-FAN]

i'd blow the motherboard right out the back of its head.

 

[Dreh_Nagi_HC_IM]

i'd blow the motherboard right out the back of its head.

Looks like you got a dude 'bot.

 

[HerdFan73]

What a time to be alive...