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The Elites Are Upset at You

Elites really are upset with me. Damn, they are so mad. I'm just an old shell of what I once was, but they are very angry with me.

People just fuss and fight around with me about every damn thing. The only way to make them happy, which wouldn't even work, would be to fork over every dime and sit in front of a giant TV with dogs and cats pissing in my face while I wore a mask and a shirt that said Fat is Pretty on it.

So **** them.
 
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