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One time to show my love for the Herd I dropped an Accounting class. The basketball tournament was going on and I wanted to go. He told me I couldn't miss class. I said ok, walked down the hallway and got a drop slip ans had him sign it. Had a C in the class anyway. I could do that anytime.

Finished Marshall with a 2.68 GPA and became the People's Moderator.


Go Herd.

Rifle, are you a runner?

I'm not, other than doing beer runs, and occasionally a Skoal run.

This is a good place to run if you like running through the Appalachian mountains. Lots of different runs to choose from. They have the gay 5k next weekend, and even have another race coming up where they allow you to run in your underwear. Personally, if I were a runner, I'd opt to run that one totally naked, possibly consider a jock strap to keep the granddaddy long leg tucked away.

When you visiting?

This can't be good for Trump haters and Fat Alvin....

NY v. Trump: Judge reveals Facebook post implying juror discussed guilty verdict before trial concluded

Massage Therapy

Twice a week, I get massage therapy between two hospital centers. There are only three providers combined at the two locations, so they book up a month ahead of time. Usually, I get one of two women, but today I got what I perceived to be a gay male.

I can't imagine it's on the menu at hospitals, but if a happy ending were offered, would I be gay for accepting if I closed my eyes and thought about WV-Fan's niece or Herdman's wife the entire time? In other words, my intentions are that it is a female doing it, so does that really make me gay just because the hand may be a little bit bigger than a woman's? The question comes is rooted in what a former board poster told his wife after he got cheating: "But honey, I always pretended it was you I was banging when she came over and rode me in our bed, so it's not like I was cheating."

A Morbidly Obese Woman & A Tranny Walk Into a Beauty Pageant...

I get it, it's only a beauty pageant. But rather than just holding a "Woke Beauty, Virtue Signaling, Non-Contest " which would be relentlessly mocked, they include individuals who no one actually finds attractive, or even consider actually female.

"Miss" Maryland has a penis & Ms Alabama weighs north of 350 lbs. NY should just go all in & have a 350+ lb bearded tranny next year.

And I want to be clear, I'm not knocking anyone fighting a weight issue. Getting older, even if you're active & take care of yourself, it's difficult. We all go through weight fluctuations for whatever reasons. But I know very few people who didn't wish they took better care of themselves when they were younger.

It's the 350+ lb Miss Alabama situation that I honestly have the problem with. Other than making people slightly more resilient to canon ball fire, obesity has zero positive benefits. "Well, Sam, being severely obese makes people less likely to be sexually assaulted." According to the National Library of Medicine, the more obese you are the more likely you are to report physical & sexual abuse.

Holding a beauty pageant & promoting a morbidly obese woman to young kids is insane. You don't have to pick a size 2 but I've been to 'Bama games, there's no shortage. If you've ever dated a girl who has won a "regular" pageant, you know what their schedule is going to look like for the next year. She'll be in front of a lot of impressionable school kids.

Are they going to start giving STEM awards for smoking hot chics who can only do remedial math?

If they pair her up with Miss Alabama USA & send them to schools, it'll be interesting. In case you only see inner beauty, figuring out which one is below might be difficult.

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Migrant surge driving hotel prices to record highs in sanctuary city: report

Those lovely, Democrat policies are really paying off for Blue cities and their sanctuaries for illegal foreign nationals.

Democrats, their policies and their bleaters are destroying our country

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